Dear Whomever ,

Howdy Partner Sorry asking me for a political donation for Democrats, Hope you are happy and doing well . Moo !I have no money broke as hell and raped in May for the third time in Sub housing in the past 8 years & someone stole $230 from me in May the rapists accomplice did . Struggling w/ allergies to bird dander & rodents on the landscape deranged neighbors who ignore Zoonoses & zoonotic diseases from birds and am presently battling Satanic Landscape with lethargy & cardiovascular weakness from yew CO 2 poisoning from Taxus Yews Presently trying to kill Satan during Armageddon and damn him and his minions to hell with the help of Archangel Michael & Ariel….

& the legions of Angels ( So no sorry I have low income and cannot donate ) if anyone is asking I could use a Neon Apple or Apple MacBook Pro with 2TB & A3or A4 feel free to Email me if you can help . $6000 for a car as well & $2000 to get out of Affirm Debt . So $10,000 would be great! Venmo me ? lol 🤪

Does anyone care ?

To quote the lyrics to The Cranberries 🎶

Thank you in advance

Maybe you could send me some of the $230 those people stole from me and they cannot give me my celibacy back! Still celibate ,Those idiots ) not your fault . Thank you for asking ! No worries please do not send anything my family and friends will help . I do not need any help from you at this time because I have Dinosaurs in my Apt .

Sorry cannot help at this moment have a blessed day !

April or May or is it June

Oh it is Bird Shit War ….

Like 30 Seconds to

Mars song 🎵

Zoonoses Mofo’s & Cardio Toxic Pollen Gotta Go kill those yew trees before they destroy my cardio health forever .

Ursula the sea witch Ritardant AllenGators & PBPeter Took my Voice w/ a Damaged Tonsil and Larnyx & Pork Sausage Down the Vegetarians Esophsgous …& a Not Dead Dennis later Sequel to Birds 2

If you see ET the Extraterrestrial please tell him I need a new Larnyx did & Esophagus they steal my tonsils or my Thyroid Last Rape I’m starting to look like ET the Extraterrestrial or His Mom

Blessings & Peace ,

April Fools No One

P.S.

Conehead Aliens place Birdseed Feeder in their Open Forehead Compartment ? Got Attacked By Apex Predators on the Way out after a UPS Driver that was Def not Kevin James b/c looked like a 145 year old Hitler a few days ago Black Mustache looked like him didn’t they say he died Apr 30 1945? Anyhow, Delivered to me a New Lung free from bird Infection & A New Triple 5 Soul Brand New Tee & An Old School Britt Nicole CD

& A Plushimal Honey Bee Caterpillar Butterfly / B/C he Converted to Christianity maybe or Maybe Partial Judaism or Catholic ? Idk.

UPS Fiasco

I was Going to Order from Amazon a new left glass eyeball and one glass eyeball ,

pink eye

One moment later / and a bird shit covered UPS Truck came a man on the sidewalk Cussing In German before he left he was saying ” Kotzbrocken ~ Banananbeiger Sock ~ en~ sandal Trager Bananenbeiger .~ Idiots ( those idiots wearing socks with sandals walking on the sidewalks with BirdShite on their Birkenstocks he blasphemed them mad as hell & he fell face down on the sidewalk Birdshit on his Head & Boots he wearing Bird Dookie On Them & On his UPS Uniform a bird one flew in his open truck door . He got a broom from the community room and started swinging at the birds to get them out of the truck .

He drove away with the wipers on to get Dookie off windshields tho no rain that day !

Just birdshit everywhere he was mad as hell , So anyhow he delivered the Amazon Package though came to the wrong address & made his way off the ground when he fell face down he sprained his arm slightly he fell

The package he was carrying. I gave him a bandage for his knee and an arm Sling and said a prayer before he headed back toward 95 N or South , or whatever place he was going , I think he said he was gonna go up north the address was wrong he was going to another place. So he had another package to be delivered there. He was gonna go to the pet store and see if they had any labrador puppies cause he wanted to find one and a Samoyed or an Akita or an Alaskan Husky for his daughter in Virginia . He said he’ll not go to Barber shop in Freeport though he said smells like Vienna Sausages and Mothballs that man’s Shop in town for a place to go trim his mustache I recommended the Hair Cuttery at Wal Mart or the Amazon Sheers just order your own on there . Besides he doesn’t want a Devils Haircut for ten dollars nor a a tootsie Roll Pop .

So after he left he knew better than bring the Puppies or his grandkids to this Bird Infested village where people would end up getting a bunch of zoonotic Avian flu diseases from bird excrement . He was blasting the album Dookie Album by Green Day. as he was rollin’ out with the UPS Truck windshield wipers on because of the Bird that pooped upon his truck windshield , on his way to the Big Indian to get some Custard from there he said they had creme brûlée , I said “is the best!”🍦

He said where you go get Custard round here ? I said The Mainely Custard he said his name was Alf his family calls him Alfalfa .

Jesus help me . These birds are even making the UPS man go to madness

Zorro just shit on the front lawn because could not make it to Mardrid , Spain to save Ferdinand the bull from becoming the veal at Chop House by himself at 7 PM

He he needed a black stallion to get there, but my neighbors evil husband, looks like he eats children & babies of all things that are good like horses and he looks like Gargamel 14 he would eat a kangaroo sandwich after a skinned squirrel pie with a side of Pig arse backside and swallow a whole Baby Placenta Raw from Princess Charlottes own daughter ( Bless her ) if he lived that long without being murdered by his own daughter he got pregnant at 14 GremLynn perhaps or is it just Gremlin Grenier , Friday the 13th wedding Stacy , that’s terrible you know ?Then try to harm the Princess Bride .. maybe put her in that big garden tool box so it’s like a human box of amazement or is it from the pup Academy show or is it where the Grim Reaper stays? Or is it a Drac in the box?

Sad But True …… if you are Psychotic as he is & are A Pig / Swine Connoisseur aka : child predator / wanker / or have a fake obituary …. As a Laision officer ….

Please do not contact me , go away . I will call the police when I’m finished listening to this song by NWA & Rage Against The Machine …

Have a blessed day ,

April Joines

P.S:

Maybe when the UPS driver complains about the birdfeeders there will be less diseases on the landscape and no Taxus yew trees then we can say yay ! Fresh air , no cytotoxic pollen , bird fecal zoonoses rampant when they remove the bird feeder that made that UPS Driver here the other day . I don’t know 🤷 if made the complaint to the Office Mngr of Pres Mgmt he said he was going to make he went to the Community room and found the Bulletin info to contact them He said he was going to let them know he tripped on the sidewalk when a Chipmunk ran in front of him delivering an Amazon package & fell face down a bird flew in his face , his truck had so much poop on his windshield and after all that he made a delivery to the wrong place! So b/c of the chipmunks, the fecal danger , slight elbow wrist fracture sprain.

He was blasting the song :

The kids are not Okay … by the Offspring on his way out the villlage as loud full blast 🎶

Huh , profound … yep 😋

Are kids are safe w/ all the bird droppings he thought they should know this place is birdshit cray with too many birdfeeders and he went to deliver a package near one South , said he had seen 15-20 birds at one feeder and saw 8-10 of them on one 30ft walkway less than 10 ft from apartments thought this place was psychotic and said he would never make another delivery here unless they removed all those birdseed containers and thought of suing them he said though he would complain and only if they removed the feeders contaminating the ground with no birds made an unsafe walking ways , and unsanitary bird excrement and have less worry of concern that chipmunk excrement would get on his boots was afraid he would miss the accelerator, then funny as he ran to go to the truck

So are the elderly from the yew not being there w/ no excrement lets celebrate and have a free Green Day summer concert at the BShite Villa !

Yep eye not and blast 30 seconds to mars : This is Warbird No Go Zone Villa , get your windshield wipers on and head on out ….,

I wonder to if he ever called the office managers to complain . Idk .

This is war ⚠️• the Messiah , to Har – Megiddo idk , maybe next Sabbath Saturday , ….

Blessings & Peace,

Alfred Hitched a Ride want some Grey Poupon Betty ?

Broken Sink , drain ? Betty Got this