4/15/2026

By April Joines

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The Boot Man Comin’

Omg , this funny video never had the boot on your car? Living in the city from 1997 to 2009 in Philadelphia if you don’t know what a car boot is then or if you’ve ever lived in Washington DC then you might be familiar with them the red thing they put on your car when you parked in the wrong place for too long and didn’t know that there was gonna be a red thing on your car preventing you from driving it until you pay the fee because you had other parking tickets that were past due that were unpaid from parking previously in places that were not legal parking spaces in the boot man comes while you’re in the restaurant with your wife and then your kids and you come out and it’s like you got something on your car. You gotta pay up the fine and find an alternative way home if you don’t have any money to pay the fee or put it on your credit card if possible so that you can go home safely with your wife and kids without that red thing on your tire, preventing it from going forth! So funny so when I first watched this video, I was just waking up this morning so I had forgotten about the boot and I thought at first that this is a video about a guy that was paranoid and finding a place to park and thought that somebody was gonna steal his car so when he pulled his car up and I noticed all the duct tape and tape all over the hood because he couldn’t get it to close properly from how many times people tried to steal his car from her. It is such a funny video.🤪😝 so my cousin Cousin posted this who’s from the DC area by Desi Banks: and then I had to watch it again because when I was psycho, analyzing it at first, I didn’t realize that that’s what it was about was the car boot that they put on your car I thought it was about some guy driving in trying to find a place to park and be parked illegally to try to go into his restaurant or apartment place and I didn’t know why people were throwing money out until I realized when I watched it the second time that it was because they put the boot on the dude‘s car it wasn’t a device they were trying to sell to keep your car to be prevented from being stolen. I thought they were trying to sell a product that you put something on your car on the wheels to keep it from being stolen by other people, but that is a good way to keep your car stolen. Maybe they sell those and people put them on their car to prevent them from being taken while they’re traveling about and worried people might steal their cars so that’s why I had the para paranoia and the following psycho analysis and then I posted to my cousin about how our car had been stolen in 1997 when I was 16 or 17 years old and my brother was driving a V8 1972 Chevrolet in pallet with like a really powerful engine and it didn’t have a lot of miles on it, but it was brown and it was like so huge that we used to call it the tuna boat, even though I was like a vegetarian at the time so we thought when it got stolen that somebody took it to MTV pimp my rides and then later on I see it for sale recently for 40 grand and that is like what my brother‘s college tuition loan money is that he needs to pay back to the art institute of Philadelphia when he went there to go to school for the music business in 1997 when he got his car stolen and his tuition was 30 grand and someone selling the car that was stolen for 40 grand online… while he’s driving as a CDL driver and delivering people food that are hungry 60 hours a week overtime not even having a car because it was stolen in the past and never had one because of living in the city and it just commuting without a car and taking Citi transportation he takes a Lyft ride sometimes to get to work and these people stole his car and are selling it for 40 grand more than his salary is worth probably so if people would be kind enough if you guys want to donate to charity my brother needs a car if you guys are throwing money around and have a couple million dollars because he’s helping people to get food that are hungry and he’s a good guy. Anyhow his car was stolen and it was also my dad‘s car previously and I used to drive it when I was 12 years old around the back roads in the countryside. I learned how to drive when I was 11 years old so I hope that you know my brother‘s loans will be paid off some days so she doesn’t have to work the rest of his life until he’s like 60 years old trying to pay out that 30 grand while someone’s selling a car that they stole from him when he was in college to get that debt for 40 grand they’re selling the car that was stolen in Philly and then I see Macklemore standing in front of it or a car that looks just like it that they might have cosmetically a pimped up, but I’m not really sure if that was Macklemore‘s or if it was a different one, but I saw one that looked just like it for sale for 40 grand and I didn’t know that you could get a car for $40,000 that was a 1972 Chevrolet Impala anyway smoke so when you read the rest of this article it’s really just me not realizing that the guy had a boot until I realized that what a boot was and not some dude paranoid that someone was gonna steal his car so the moral of the story is make sure you find a proper parking space so that you don’t get a ticket that you can’t pay and then get a boot on your car when you accumulate too many of those tickets or else this dude‘s gonna come up with a cigarette and his hand or mouth and put this red thing on your tire so you can’t drive somewhere so if you owe parking tickets, you better pay up to the man or else he’s gonna put a red boot on your car and it’s just like a satire funny video. It was really funny. Thank you for sharing Desi Banks’ Bootman Taking things too seriously

Like a tiger on the prowl !

Here’s a link to Desi ‘s FB : 🤦‍♂️ So Funny

Insane , here was my psychoanalysis :
First offthey need to quit smoking b/c the car could catch on fire & explode if the lit cigarette blows under his car and ashes could burn his own body, he’s worried about his car being stolen parked in a non parking spot then his cigs could have burned him down agone under the car &
caught on fire if the oil leaked what is this ? charades of nonsense .. sadly & then he cares more about his car not being stolen than his own body becoming cancer ridden . This is mentality ill demonstration of paranoid people harming or the rest of a psyche from people who had stolen from him making him paranoid it would happen again & while trying to sell a product that could prevent a car from being stolen , yet … the cigarette is stealing his pure air poisoning his lungs & heart giving him a black lung w/ cancer & a heart poisoned . Honestly , though people should not be throwing money at each other , that’s disrespectful though funny ! Though he’s trying to prove a point like, dude I’m not trying to steal your car. I got more money than you he says he don’t need your car so he’s throwing dollars and then the other guy comes out of nowhere trying to tell him he’s not supposed to park there. I guess meanwhile he’s got a cigarette in his mouth acting like he scared people are gonna steal his car while a cigarette stealing his good health nonsense honestly, just in a commercial for a boot man making people paranoid or did he just smoke freaking crack, & lose his mind & doesn’t know how to think clearly & know where a proper parking space is legally seriously ? Folks .. omg don’t smoke and if you use a boot do so in a proper parking space soberly ! Or if you’re smoking while you’re walking through a parking lot, you can get little children that are walking with their mothers sickness cancer and little kids will smell your secondhand smoke. You could get cancer from it and if your cigarette falls out of your mouth while you’re not holding it with the wind, gust or whatever and it doesn’t burn your clothing when it falls on the ground it might go underneath the car that has an oil leak and catch it on fire and then catch the other cars around it on fire. So why don’t you folks quit smoking quit worrying about your car being stolen and get some proper insurance if you’re gonna put that boot on your car, get your damn cigarette out of your mouth and consider quitting smoking and don’t throw money on the ground because there are people that are homeless that needed to get food with. Honestly !

Epic ! He’s looking at his phone and the guy throws money at him and he has to go under the car to get it! Lol 🤪

Money on the ground where food should be growing on the land ! We shouldn’t even have to exchange money for it. It’s supposed to grow on earth & we should have it for free. I think that’s what Jesus of Nazareth was trying to tell people don’t mean to come down hard on the judgment call here that you people seriously my brother was driving a 1972 Chevrolet in Palace that you know most people are driving around Toyota Celica back then & Saturn cars acting cool & everything and we had this big gas guzzler 1972 Brown Chevrolet Impala that was stolen from us. It’s now Worth 40 grand & someone is selling it on line !

Looks like the one that Macklemore had that somebody might’ve just like made it cosmetic change on it somehow I think someone thought it would be funny to steal my brother‘s car while he was a manager of a Concert Venue after going to the art Institute of Philadelphia for the music business and then getting into college that 30 grand and now that car is being sold for 40 while my brother is driving as a CDL driver pieces deliveries full-time 60 hours a week and you folks are worried about your car getting booted or stolen while cigarettes being smoked in your mouth and you’ve got people throwing money at you and my brother has to take a bus or an Uber or a Lyft to go to his workplace to drive a semi truck 60 hours a week and he doesn’t even have a car was stolen and he still has that 30 grand in College debt that had some interest on it from the 90’s . Anybody want to donate to a nice charity because I think it would be nice if somebody could help my brother who’s almost 50 years old get out of debt ! So he might be able to actually relax once in his life , when we’ve been struggling since kids and had to put loaves of bread in our stolen jacket parka sadly when our Das was too busy spending money on them damn cigarettes, $350-$400 a month habit they could’ve been a car payment for my brother or a student loan payment. So if you folks don’t get those damn cigarettes out of your mouth next time I see you maybe I’ll knock it out with my Everlast boxing gloves and punch you the hell knock you the hell out ! Lol 🤣

We you walking in the parking lot , knock you out. out so you can’t smoke anymore around little children. Sick , ⚠️you stupid idiots or their mothers. It’s like kids walking around , like here comes the bootman the guy with a cigarette in his mouth. That’s holding something to keep his car from being stolen while he’s stealing his own good oxygen and yours people seriously so that’s my synopsis of that video ! Foolishness, honestly in real life just had a camera stolen because some dude has keys to my apartment also who raped me in 2021/2022 some stupid 67 year old white man who has a meat country store and I am a vegetarian. I’m going to if he ever comes to my house uninvited ever again give him a permanent coma. I can’t find it. They said he retired, but he’s been driving a damn Subaru Legacy wagon around that belongs to some dude that looks like Texas Pete and I gotta worry about my life being ⚠️ . Don’t even have a car to drive and I’m pulling a cart home like a homeless person from town while Taylor Swift is Jet setting’ for real

Her people had stolen my creative music video ideas for shake it off , ( read about it in my first blog ) music video and she’s driving around in an armored car with a valet parking . I guess I’ll just shake that off when her puddle splashes me , while she’s driving by meanwhile, I’m pulling a cart home like a homeless person with my snap benefits, trying to make it home without being grabbed from the store and worried about being put in someone’s car and trying not being raped while being celibate before I make it home with an ankle spray falling on the snow & ice, Gail force 30 mph winds make it feel like -30° pulling a cart home on ice and pavement with potholes in it with a sprained ankle and a hurt wrist you folks need to get real ! Please quit stealing my ideas you’ve already famous people with millions of dollars.

So funny this video about getting the Boot by Desi Banks is so funny ! 😂 omg 🤪 if you want to follow this comedian on his FB page : copy & paste the link lol

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1BD9ujBPG5/?mibextid=wwXIfr

Desi Banks the comedian , Do you wanna buy me a $75 worth of Dunkin’ Donuts gift card Desi I could use it ? DD, epic!

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I will leave you with this Jewish parable or hyperbole spoken by Jesus:

And again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.” Matthew 19:24

The phrase “it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God” is a hyperbolic teaching from Jesus in Matthew 19:24, Mark 10:25, and Luke 18:25, highlighting the difficulty of entering heaven when trusting in wealth. It illustrates that salvation is humanly impossible, but possible through God!

Learn Something new :

The “Needle’s Eye” Gate: A common, though historically weakly supported, interpretation is that “the eye of the needle” was a small, narrow gate in Jerusalem’s city wall that a camel could only pass through if it was stripped of its cargo. You can’t bring your earthly riches with you. You have to let it go. And you have to give yourself to God and let yourself be the vessel that God fills up with the Holy Spirit.

Blessings , April Joines

Lol …Lay down your burdens …Oh wanderer come home …. Come as you are …..

Come as You Are..~ lyrics to a song Crowder 🎶 & Nirvana

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