By April Joines

3/13/2026

Free Ice Cream Everyone

April 14th at Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream ? How awesome … epic !

😋Just don’t let this guy swing by with the bass booming Biebers song : Yummy 😋 yummy yummy yummy when your kids are in line…. He might grab them around the neck with a Sheperd hook when he’s not wearing his Bishop Malone costume in Portland. What’s he listening to ? Jeopardy soundtrack do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do door dash ? ….What he deliver? Does he have it ton of gold bricks from Vatican Surplus from Mary Magdalena’s Chateau heist in France before they crucified her at Rennes Le Chateau less than 70 years after Jesus went to heaven with Yahweh from the Mount of Olives ? Maybe he wants Olives Flavored or Toffee with Olives or GratefulDead Cherry Garcia 🫤So what does he have : Gold Bricks Stacked in the back & that’s why he’s asking for donations, cause he can’t pay with gold bricks )what flavor will he have ? Chunky monkey banana 🍌 maybe or pistachio banana ? Jerusalem Gold in the back of the van he just filled up a tank of gas with a $20 donation on the way to Ben & Jerry’s that I donated to them at Van Life . Are they on the way from an Oceans 13, van heist with George Castanza as the Driver after visiting the Soup Nazi in NYC , 😁folks they said that you can win that van? Do you think they’re ever gonna give it to people or they’re just gonna keep filling up their gas tank from donations and going places. Bishop Malone for $1200 please Double Jeopardy , i’ll have a communion waifer crunch, flavored please? 🍦🤪 Mic Drop (((🎤))))

I guess ….

Alec Trebek or Post Malone lost 70 pounds and gained a camper van to live the van life after an Oceans 12 Disciples heist of the Portland Cathedral. What he got in the back ? A bunch of gold bricks … stashed from The underground Catacombs that were stolen from King Herod that belonged previously to Solomon King David’s son that was stolen during the Crusades ? That should’ve belonged to Mary Magdalene and Jesus because he was the king of Jerusalem and Mary Magdalen was his wife Perhaps …call it a hunch . Or the hunchback of Notre Dame I am guessing he might know …. Pardon the pun …. or did he go up in flames during the fire that happened there when enough would just when NF went to a catholic mass I’m guessing. I can just hear him saying in the newly renovated Notre Dame Cathedral ⚜️ Omg :

The DashDoor Confessional

“Holy Father ….. I didn’t think it was possible, but I didn’t know Castle rock could catch on fire. I was in the library. I was trying to read the lost Gospel of Mary Magdalene, and the Gospel of Thomas that they didn’t include in the King James Version ( KJV ) of the Holy Bible. that they had copies of their when no one was looking I was trying to smoke some suburban and the police went up in flames and I had to run out the building. I swear I didn’t mean to do it.” The place went a blaze and I had to make a run for it and got away when the fires began I escaped in the alley on a Yellow Bicycle I brung from America I borrowed to make a get away or else I would have had a severe panic asthma from the smoke saying NF to the Holy Bishop of Notre Dame … I shouldn’t have been trying to smoke weed while reading the gospel of Thomas now I’m gonna get out of this little tiny box before you try to butt rape me , you fool ! You got any of them holy wafers I can take with me. I’m starting to get hungry. Oh nevermind … they’re having free ice cream cones of Ben & Jerry’s. I’m gonna go get a French Vanilla and a waffle cone, sayonara: Bishop.”

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NF Confessional booth on the newly renovated Notre Dame Cathedral.

So the moral of the story is do not smoke weed inside of a cathedral. Do not try to set a cathedral on fire. Consider not smoking because it is harmful to the body in every way although oil is not harmful or hemp oil internally maybe one day they’ll make a CBD oil in their ice cream hemp flavored pistachio hemp nuts … Ben & Jerry’s and call it the Hunchback of Notre Dame Communion Wafer Crunch ! Yikes …. 🫤🤪😁🤮

Blessings,

April T Joines

https://www.youtube.com/@apriljoines

Peace Be With You ….