3/5/2026

It’s a lovely day to smell like a skunk, isn’t it? So we all go outside so we can get sprayed by one tonight maybe there will be one after the Virgo full moon lunar eclipse so we can all smell like Pepe la pew just sprayed us , and then we can go to church on Sunday without a bath and stink up the whole place and make everybody run for the door, 🚪 vomiting on their way out because the smell is so horrendous ever had a dog get spray sprayed by a skunk when you’re taking it outside? 🦨🤦I have Omg the poor puppy got sprayed. It was so traumatic for my pitbull puppy. I had to bring him back in the house at nighttime on my dad was sleeping and I couldn’t let my dad know that he got sprayed by a kind of difficult to do because the smell is overwhelming, but I had to bring him back in my room and wait until the morning to give him a bath so I could barely sleep that night. I was traumatized my olfactory senses overwhelmed, had a fan going with no window open cause it was too cold outside to keep a window open and the smell was terrible. It gave me a headache. I thought I was gonna die the next morning when my dad left the house to go get breakfast, of course at the dead cow express a.k.a. McDonald’s for a sausage biscuit, which is probably a dead pig that had a head chopped off, and he was eating its butt for breakfast while I was at home in the bathtub giving my dog a bath with shampoo, trying to get him to get that awful smell off of them and every time I tried to put the dog inside the bathtub was a big pitbull puppy and I picked him up to try to put him in the bathtub and he tried to get outside to close the door really fast to the bathtub and then I was afraid he was gonna get out before I could run some off so I had to scoop them up with water to block him. He kept trying to get out and then I rinse them off with water, but the way I got him into the bath that was, I had to put a piece of bread, a piece of potato bread in the bathtub before giving him a bath in it and he jumped in to get the piece of bread and then I shut the door on him and then I had to get the soap and then put it put it on him and I managed to get some of the smell off. I didn’t have tomato juice cause people say to sometimes put tomato juice or V-8 on them or something and so my dad came home right as I was finishing giving the dog a bath and it was a wonderful day. I just felt so much better after I gave him a bath like mission accomplished, but as soon as we had gone outside the night before, we didn’t know that there was a tree of all trees it was a hydrangea tree now that I remember it properly and there’s a skunk hiding in it. I guess I forgot that skunks like Garmel can hide inside of those things they have something in common my neighbor who likes to hide and not be seen and walk around in the dark smoking weed smelling like Pepe la pew. Yeah, you gotta watch out for this sheep’s clothing when they show up in your neighborhood wearing a brown or black cloak at night not with a flashlight that’s not suspicious or anything when they’re stinking up your neighborhood and then you don’t even know they’re there unless you smell they’re freaking skunk smell and you’re wondering if it’s a skunk or if it’s a man and when you find out, it’s a man you can’t even throw your trash away in the dumpster. You have to carry it back to your front door because you’re terrified that if you try to open up the dumpster drawer that he’s gonna grab you and rape you and then put you in that dumpster to be taken out with the Wednesday trash ! So it’s not a fun experience, but you have to survive somehow so I have to keep going anyhow and I miss my pitbull puppy as for my neighbor he’s just waiting for that hydrangea Pee-wee hydrangea. There’s women in the village planted when he pretended to die to grow about 4 to 5 feet tall so his shady ass can try to hide in it when I’m bringing my groceries home at night and now that he’s not smoking weed he thinks I won’t be able to smell it but he’s so disgusting. I’ll probably be able to smell him anyways. Probably from all the years the eight swine pigs and all of that 3 to 4 times a day he was smoking weed. He has now become those things so I shouldn’t have any difficulties detecting him however, if that abracadabra reach out and grab your event ever happened I would probably bat kick him in the balls like a horse bucking someone if he tries to sneak up behind me when I’m putting my key in my door, he better watch out for the laserbeam system too! That’ll fry his ass

Have a blessed day everyone!