By April Joines

3/5/2026

Comet it’s basically disgusting chemicals, powdered ammonia in a can that can harm and kill your innocent puppies and if your kids accidentally get the powder on their hands and put it in their mouth or eyes , they can become poisoned too and then you’ll have to call the poison control center! ☠️🤢🤮 So , do yourself a favor and don’t even buy this stuff. Don’t even bring it into your home if your Grandma has it in her house throw it away in the trash. Don’t even tell her that you did it just show up and have a natural cleaning product and put it in her cabinet where the comet was before. Yep !

Meet Comet the Ammonia Chemical from Satan’s ArseCrack that almost killed me when I was 34 years old! ⚠️Meet comet a very toxic chemical cleaner that you should not leave under your cabinets for your children to open because if they touch the stuff and then put it in their mouth, they could be poisoned if your dog tries to lick the powder on the top of the can and you leave it not in a cabinet that isn’t capable of children opening then it could poison your dogs too! You might want to take the advice from a girl whose tongue swelled up couldn’t swallow for almost a day without extreme pain in her throat lost your voice couldn’t speak for two days had a headache afterwards it was nearly poisoned. I was just suffering from the side effects of breathing and fumes of it while the hot water went into the bathtub, my open capillaries in my skin was absorbing the chemicals until I realize that it was happening. I turned the ladder from hot to cold and made sure that it wasn’t steaming anymore and it took that for me to realize oh my God when you’re skin becomes warm and you have a vapor like a steam or a steam shower, it can open up your pores, which can absorb toxins into your bloodstream so if you’re not careful and you don’t clean with cold water you could be poisoning yourself and your blood so I quickly got out of the bathtub and I ran out of the bathroom and I was so upset at my uncle for it was his fault for pouring that chemical into the bathtub. I was thinking he’s doing damage to my life in bloodstream. I could die from this all because he wants to sit there on a laptop computer and look at explicit photos of women on some stupid adult Internet website instead of cleaning the powder out of a tub that he put in there that I didn’t even want to clean with because I only buy natural cleaning products that have no chemicals in them. That is why I worked at health food stores. They don’t sell chemicals there that are poisonous to your puppies when I was 17 years old my ex-husband Daniel and I worked at a Healthway natural food store. the store was located right next to a barbecue place though whenever I had to take the trash out, it smelled like pig death from hell as someone who doesn’t need pigs that was quite the contrast of being a vegetarian working at a health food store at 17 years old people wonder why I don’t want people to eat pigs in addition to Yahweh telling them that it shouldn’t be consumed by Jewish people or Christians! Neither is this poisonous chemical ammonia into our blood streamss. So here’s a fact, I looked it up online that Hitler when he was murdering, or the people that murdered the Jewish people in the concentration camps that this little concoction here was one of the ad mixtures that they used to poison them with this chemical called ammonia is so deadly that it killed the people in the concentration camps and people are buying it at the dollar tree and bringing it to their house and turning their bathroom into a concentration chamber, just for trying to clean their bathtub, which is why I did not let my aunt bring that stuff into my house. She rang my doorbell and she had a can of that in her hand after she knew I told her when she came to visit me that I will never clean with that stuff and now my throat was swollen. I could not go to the movie theater with her and my cousins after my cousin‘s graduation so I think she thought that I was trying to fake that my tongue was swollen to miss my cousin‘s graduation or act like I didn’t care about my cousin graduated seeing that was quite not the truth because I used to drive my cousin to take care of the animals every single day for free with manual labor to help the animals at the farm nearby without asking a single dime from my cousin, I did that because I didn’t want her to go over there by herself and get hurt and that I could cut her workload in House so that she could gain 20 pounds that she lost when her white cell blood counts were low so when everybody tries to judge me is being someone selfish that doesn’t care about their family, they don’t really know how caring I really am. I was suffering with a swollen tongue, and I couldn’t swallow it. I think my aunt thought that I was over exaggerating that her brother poured chemicals in the bathtub that I had to turn the hot water and that made my tongue expand because I was being poisoned by entering into my bloodstream from my breathing capillaries, and I have a very immuno compromised bronchial system, and almost died from stage three bronchiolitis in that house when I was three years old, you can ask my mom she went with me in the ambulance to the hospital where I had to stay the night after being exposed to several men smoking cigarettes inside of the shed that I should not have been raped inside of as a small child so when I tell you, you should not be bringing this chemical into your house it’s because I have directly experience for myself what it is like to have a swollen tongue from it and almost die from a poison headache. It could’ve actually if there was a larger amount of that in my bloodstream, killed me and so I’m thankful that I was smart enough to turn the hot water off and return it to cold water because if it kept steaming, then I wouldn’t have had any oxygen and I would’ve died from a lack of it because what I was receiving was poisonous air molecules infused with a chemical called ammonia that is toxic to humans so people shouldn’t even be selling this stuff and whoever is is a criminal murderer that should be in jail because if you have a friend or a family member that tells you that you should buy this from someone they are not having your best interest at heart they’re sending you down deception Street trying to get you to poison yourself and your loved ones so if I advise you to buy 100% natural products that do not have ammonia in them, do not be so foolish to ever bring this stuff into your house to clean your bathroom or your bathtub. Do you know how many women have died from cleaning with this stuff probably so many grandmothers I was smart enough, not to let my grandmother clean with it, but my granddad was pushing her in a wheelchair in the chemical aisle at the Walmart one time and she got so sick from the sensitivity chew all of the toxic chemicals like ammonia in those products that she literally barked in her wheelchair at like 72 or 73 years old when I went shopping with her, we had to go to the food section and I had to help wheel my grandmother to the produce section so that we could buy natural foods like apples apple pie so I brought her to the part of the store. They had the most chlorophyll there so I bring her near the plants like that is basil and I took her wheelchair and I pushed her to the section that actually had healthy carbon dioxide so that she wouldn’t be poisoned by the chemicals that were in the back of the store that made her vomit because she was getting cancer possibly from some of the medication’s that she had taken in her lifetime because she was taking Prozac that could’ve caused her to have chemical reactions to treat her depression though there are side effects like vomiting, but as soon as we went down the chemical aisle to buy something there, I think we were buying trash bags and they sell chemical products in there, and my Grandad was a Cherokee, Native American Indian, and we did not often buy chemical things and we did use some kind of a Clorox cleaner to clean our bathroom with, but I told my grandma not to buy Comet , I sound like an orange cleaning product but now you can buy things by seventh generation or Eco cover that are better and so my granddad, and he continued shopping for things that we needed to bring for food from home, but being near all of the other green chlorophyll plants helped my grandmother to feel less sick in the Wal Mart, so she felt very dizzy and we were able to shop without having to bring her to the emergency room so the moral of the story is you should be careful with your loved ones not to expose them to chemicals and do not bring them into your home and write those companies and tell them to stop selling them because they are no different than murderers committing homicides trying to tell you to clean with some thing that is poisonous to the water supply the ground water and to your pets if it’s not safe for you to bring into your house for pets then don’t buy it .

This song, my mom used to sing:



“Comet …it makes your teeth turn green

Comet  it taste like kerosene 

Comet it makes you vomit 🤮

So have some Comet and vomit today.!

☠️🤮🤢🎶

actually, this stuff is toxic. It’s poison. Don’t have it. Don’t use it to brush your teeth. That would be a nightmare. That stuff is toxic 100% poison. Don’t put it in your mouth. Don’t even bring it in your homes and if you have it throw it away in a trash bag safely so that your dogs don’t get it or your children make sure you tied up too in another plastic bag so that it doesn’t leak because you don’t want the dog to get into it make sure you put it in a dumpster that other dogs aren’t gonna get it. It is 100% toxic poison. Ghetto fabulous poison.☠️

F • Yew Comet Cleaner •



Get some fresh air & breathe in naturally !

Blessings ,

April Joines