By April Joines

2/23/2026

Meet the new Bishop : Ms.BlueBird 😋Lifesaver Blueberry Vanilla Lollipop Bishop of the Lewiston St. Peter’s Cathedral …. just kidding !

Meet the new Bishop of Saint Peter’s Cathedral in Lewiston New England , we’re not talking about Pepper Belly Peter we’re also not talking about the apostle Peter the guy who didn’t like Mary Magdalene do you see the karate chop with his hand up to her neck…. sitting next to Jesus ? That guy has the biggest cathedral in Rome 325 A.D. given by Constantine’s council of NICEA , which pretty much excommunicated Mary Magdalene & Thomas both from the gospels, though they did include Matthew Mark, Luke, and John they forgot to put Thomas and Mary Magdalene and they were the first people to see Jesus after he survived being crucified, so what gives? I think it’s what takes ? Not gives …what took the life of Mary Magdalene ?…30 years after Jesus was gone he went to … heaven with his Heavenly Father ( Yahweh)

April Joines ⚜️Introducing Royalties…

What happened to the disciples? Where did they go? What happened in their lives? Where did Mary go? Not his mother but his wife: & yes, Jesus he had one. If he didn’t know that… you do now. Peter did not want his wife to be a part of the conversation. And you are welcome to become his wife if you wanna marry your soul to Jesus … you are welcome to do that. I’ve been celibate for 16 years now. I don’t know if I’m getting married to anyone else besides Jesus, but I’m OK the way I am I supposed to be . Speaking of that last supper painting by Leonardo Da Vinci 14th century …

Jesus with Magdalen : do you see that hand up to that lovely lady leaning and tilting her head in that suspicious dude that seems like he’s talking to her but it’s more like sabotage city ? He his hand like he’s trying to karate chop her neck , that’s Peter because he was jealous that Jesus had a wife, and there was a girl with the disciple squad : Mary of Magda , former prostitute / concubine .. the. Wife of Yeshua …. why would God ever deprive his own son of being fruitful to multiply and why would Peter try to stop people from knowing that ? Maybe , it’s because he didn’t believe her when she told him that she saw Jesus / Yeshua out of the tomb because she was the first to go back and tell everyone because she’s the one closest to him waiting to be the first to see him she barely recognized Jesus because he was so beaten, but then the angels that healed him eventually, they went to be together to have one last teaching, and Mary & the disciples present ✔️. Thomas was doubting Mary, but then he believed her once Jesu hes showed the scars in his hands from being nailed to the Cross / bastards : Rome / Herod of Israel & Pontius Pilate

St. Thomas doubted Magdalen when she told him Jesus was alive he survived being crucified , the angels healed him . Yay , then and they embraced, but Mary and Thomas their gospel were not included in our Bible to read. You have to go get them from Amazon if you want to learn about them and buy them separately from the KJV but they were written and they do have real things from Jesus to Thomas actually 116 saying that Jesus had spoken to the disciple Thomas and Mary Magdalen also has her own gospel, but the only other two books in the Bible that were written by women were the book of Ruth & the book of Esther ,

As far as Constantine in the council of NICEA 325AD that did not want people to know about Mary Magdalen & Jesus being married, could’ve been perhaps because they didn’t think it would be good for the reputation of Jesus to tarnish the good ole reputation of his mother who is going to be the word but the matriarch of the catholic religion she was going to be like the mascot you know to be a holy woman, but then to have the daughter in law Mary Magdalen as being a prostitute, the daughter-in-law is not acceptable by the founding church fathers of the papacy that bishops of Rome and Italy who harmed Jesus . I think that their church thought Jesus and his Mom Mary , is too good for people that had sin in their life, but they act like they have none in their own ?Those pompous effers acting like they haven’t swum in lakes of catfish shit before … wearing their white fancy silk robes acting like they have no sin in their lives while they give you a little bread wafers tiny little plastic cups filled with communion, grape juice representing the blood of Jesus Christ….,string cheesing people along …Well, Jesus will tell you to be aware of a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Although I do feel or agree is good to go to Catholic Church that is a huge if the Bishop is not a predator. It’s good to learn about the gospels and both canonical and the KJV ( King James Version) that the Christian/ Baptist folk read because I didgrew up as a Christian Baptist reading the Bible going to Sunday school and Wednesday night Bible study and I think it was good to learn about the Old Testament written by Moses, the New Testament, the gospels and then the words of the PROPHETS in between them leading to Christ Jesus , pardon me while I go to the bathroom while sharing this information, but I kind of eat breathe and live scripturally sometimes not giving a flying catfish poop what people think of me sometimes anymore from one day to the next because I’ve been surrounded by liars that Ed Sheeran lyric 🎶 sings in one of his songs and people that talk too much, but I spent most of my life, not saying a word and now I’m more loquacious than I’ve ever been because I probably won’t have that many more years left if I keep this up sharing stuff like this : highly controversial info , but why not ? you know ? Why not tell the truth paint the town purple , rock the boat , ruffle their feathers, spill the green tea?

Hmmm, really ? For real …Is this happening ? Omg , hide yourselves kids ….where wolves of London

Yep …..😋🤪😁🫤🙃is happening ..

Not a lot happening at the moment , I’m not feeling 22 & Park St , either , not Clifton Worthing Anglican Church In Worthing England , squirrel pie, eating rapist, squirrel pie, gonna die?

Maintence man retired ? You might wanna make sure he doesn’t live right around the corner and a two-story house driving a Subaru legacy parked in a garage sometimes the week following his retirement where does he keep his other seven or eight cars parked: oh those ?

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While folks busy keeping up with the Kardashians and I’m also a fan of theirs. … Sometimes I feel like I need to keep up with the writings of the PROPHETS and things that were not written in the Bible that in between the lines, the unknown of what happens that we don’t know about and it’s interesting to see what was happening with the founding of the church fathers who decided to include some of the books of the Bible New Testament in the Bible that would become our KJV version and the books that would not be included. And So …I guess they didn’t think that the gospel of Magdalene was up to par spiritually per se. Although , her gospel was a very interesting book and she has written other writings like the Pistis Sophia which I had a copy of when I was 23 years old that I was reading in Philadelphia and a gospel of Thomas that I purchased at the bookstore or it was Barnes & Noble’s on 18th & Walnut Street Near Rittenhouse Square Park : it was indeed and I did enjoy reading both of them and I think you should also read them yourself whether or not that is the lady herself in red , hanging up on that cross or notat Rennes Le Chateau, I still have yet to discern… because I have not yet been there myself in person so before you think I’m completely bonkers just going based on the photo alone ….it looks to me like there is a woman on a cross with a pair of boobs. So,  if that is so ….it wouldn’t surprise me that Boniface is a big fat liar the man that said that he discovered Mary Magdalene’s peaceful corpse in a cave that she had been in in Southern France where she had been for about 30 years meditating after Jesus’ of Galilee’s departure to Heaven from Mt. Of Olives . I guess their daughter Sophia / Sarah ( Princess ~ Wisdom ) married to a Frank King, Legends say you can find their descendants in Reunion , maybe Alex Tribec aka Post Malone & George Castanza from America can give me a ride in VanLife Camper Van to France at Saint Dennis Cathedral in France … 

⚠️This is Jeopardy ⚠️

I’m looking for a flower box to put April inside of oh she already figured that one out ! Travel on buddy …. Travel on … without me , dude …

Hey, maybe if we put you in a flower box we can let you park this van in your village and drive you off inside of one of them flower boxes take you to the Saint Peter’s Bascilica Lewiston , eh ?

Hmmm Innocent Flower Garden Tool Box 🗃️ + 👸👑innocent ? Think again ….

Hmm….🫤🚙⚠️

I thought he died … Bishop Malone lost 80 lbs and ran a marathon on a banana 🍌 only diet while Toupee Wearing George Castanza drives the Camper van to Vermont : to Killington to Sacrifice a Virgin and look for kids to abduct with his Sheperds Staff around their neck to pull them in the van when the unsuspecting kids are on the way to the store to go get a Slurpee, While listening to The Kids Are Not Alright by the band The Offspring !

Maybe Alex can with Old Laissez Faire George let’s ask George to drive us to Canada and take a Ferry Boat to

Reunion France and pay old Decapitated Dennis

a visit ,  and say hello to Mary Magdalene 60 kings and queen, family descendants and 23 Prince and princesses there in that cathedral on the way to go get some crêpes. There might even be a soup Nazi giving some vegetarian broccoli and cheese soup over there and a good dessert crêpe à la la mode French vanilla 🍦ice cream with some cremenbrulee . To get away from Gargamel waiting in 14 to come out at dark and hide behind the PeeWee Hydrangea those deceptive Satanic Looking Flame Pentagram Lanterns that makes Birdshit Village Look like Halloween or the Feast Night of St George every night that Decor of Satan Lanterns get some white ones already ! Omg , Go Away Satan!

those Pentagram : EyesWide Coven New England Witches Pretending to be Christian Women Beeyatches Be decorating our village with … it’s like get some white non satanic Looking Lanterns already , It’s not like half of Canada millions of acres have burned down in Canada! They put star pentagram flame solar flame lanterns in front of their apartments and invite people to smoke here in our village parking lot , and dare not to make it look like it’s Draculas Lair! Omg … Unbelievable! Meet Gargamel sneaking up behind the PeeWee Hydrangea it’s small now … maybe it’ll grow 3ft high & rising for him to completely hide behind right now it’s only about….

How big is the per wee hydrangea now ?

Just Smurfy ! Got a complaint for the office management. Maybe Murphy’s Law can help. Um:

if you are there anytime or if you want to go there for a visit … it looks like a pretty amazing place. You could probably go have some really good crêpes around the corner from there somewhere : crepe de la crepe poop à la mode with some French vanilla 🍦 why not? Just make sure you leave pig pork or ham out off the menu . Who has or had the biggest largest cathedral ever built let’s ask Pepper Belly Peter or Texas Pete , right he might know …. As I write this with excrement coming out of me butt of course not from pork swine or consuming pig butt supreme ( Jesus was Jewish Hebrew Speaking and he had a kosher diet : no pork ) as for Magdalena… , the days of shitting in a cave are over… Robin , this is Batman , over , we need not hide anymore. ~ “There is no place to hide Batman , except in our bathrooms that is , ….. sound the alarm Boniface is here. He’s out to get our skull but he’s gonna hang us on a cross and crucify as as he did Magdalen and make everyone think that our head is inside of a travel case and then carried through the streets every July 21 & 22nd through some Street in France or Italy somewhere but don’t be fooled .

Looks like her head is still on her shoulders : intact. Although I am not Mary Magdalene, I heard a song about her and some people thought that I was her and they were taking photos of me in Chicago in Philadelphia for some odd reason maybe it was because I had red hair when I was 22 and I cared about Jesus those people need to get a new hobby!

Pantera 🎵 Cemetary Gates anyone ?

⚠️Chin Up , Buttercup , don’t let anybody murder you for your $100,000 life insurance policy, prematurely or anything now… that I got that Target off my back I guess they can relax around those corrupt family members who were interested in getting rid of me so they could drive a sports car around Florida after I was 6 ft in the ground at West / St Canal St Cemetary ~ pay your mortgage off first bitch⚠️ and sell that Transylvania hotel Airbnb so your girls don’t have to go near a pedophiliac tootsie roll/ pop child predator want some cracker Jacks with a satanic decal tattoo laced with LSD with that Devils Haircut / CrewCut for MulletHeads $10 . I guess it ain’t over till the fat lady singing while driving around in a FIAT ? So when the most difficult choice of the day becomes : am I going to drive the Honda to buy ham /dead pig flesh for my pork roast or pig frozen pig flesh? Or am I gonna drive the FIAT? I am like: F • Yew …..folks ! ⚠️

Looks like she’s still hanging on a cross in a courtyard behind St. Mary Magdalene’s church at Rennes Le Château in Southern France , perhaps we shall go visit but we’ll pass on paying that $666/ 3 three time thrice before morning payment plan to that girl Karina in la Debt …won’t we Peter , or else we might end up on a cross like that, perhaps ? Yep 😋 feed my lambs , Peter . Feed my Sheep . Feed my Lambs … #WithstandTheWilesOfTheDevil

Look what the cat dragged in …. nice girl though what ? Decepti • con artist extraordinaire…… go away …. now please give me honesty or give me nothing ……….

⚠️HeyJaneIsThatReallyYourHusbandOrStacys ? ⚠️

Eyes Wide Shut Cult Solicitation & Interlopers ⚠️Go Away ! Selling Black Cloaks Door to Door ….. Under cover , my arse …. Not Today Satan . Not ever ~ ” God‘sGirl”

Like there’s this nonsense for example, you find a fake obituary for some woman and says she died Jan 2022 • Younget new neighbors on Jan 2023 they say Dennis Grenier this creepy died on Jan 30 ,2024 then his sodas being thrown out by himself on Jan 31st,2023 then … look on 12/31/2025 who is arriving as an undercover interloper ? His former wife before GiJanette ? WTH , they say that Stacy Grenier’s husband’s name is the same name as your new neighbors same name as her husband on a background search on Spokeo .Com as your neighbor’s husband that just became your new neighbor in Jan 2023 approximately one year after they said she died then a man named Dennis Grenier, who was her former husband same last name become your new neighbors name then then he says he kicks a bucket , stop and then the lady that they said die looks just like his daughter, but they said that she was married to a man named Dennis Grenier that was a married couple, but this girl looks like she could be your neighbors husbands daughter and then she shows up at your door and you saw her in a fake obituary but now she’s a liaison undercover police officer investigating whether you were OK or not ? Huh , what are the odds of that?Huh? That is called deception wolf in sheeps clothing dishonest liars. Jesus says we’re supposed to speak the truth to each other so hear me out……

” For those who have eyes to see, let them see for those who have ears to hear let them hear for those who have neither, let them pass on.” ~ Mary Magdalen / Pistis Sophia

okay , for you folks my eyes are wide open not shut . These people want me to be dumb as a bucket of cheese nope that’s why I stay sober at all times stuff like this: #wolvesinsheepsclothing #meetgargamelgrenier

Peter seems the only thing that he’s feeding them is pork pig butt supreme with his hot sauce special on the side : 🤮

Leviticus : Do not eat pigs …..says Moses

Peter maybe they paid him, looks like they did , generously because he has one of the largest cathedrals built in his honor and what did Mary Magdalene get? … The Church of Mary Magdalene in southern France where it looks like she’s hanging up on a cross in the back courtyard and since when did Jesus grow boobs? News folks : He didn’t.. that’s Mary. I think at least that’s what it looks like. I’m not sure really what’s going on with that, but it is kind of interesting and I’m not really quite sure to be honest… Hello, France …..Southern France , hello Rennes Le Chateau…..Brunch anyone ? In croissants 🥐, yogurt from sheep ? Brie , pizza with cheeeese ? Oh , yes let’s shall we ? While Mary Magdalena up in a cross I guess when she was meditating in a cave, remembering what Jesus had taught her they thought that she deserved the same fate as her husband so now she knows what it was kind of like, minus the beating from the Roman guards with the cat of 9 tails , and crown of thorns … or did they ?

F • Yew St. Peter ….. who did not like Mary Magdalen , I’ve got a karate chop for you from SpongeBob & St . Patrick the Starfish & Sandy the Squirrel !

Although Pontius Pilate would have done no such thing , perhaps it was Peter on a search party to find her and maybe BONIFACE was a hitman who put her up on a cross, she had to witness that happening to Jesus being crucified. and then experience it for herself? Sadly it seems so then she had experienced doubled the pain of Christ, if not triple & quadrupled… yet I know nothing , astonishing, I really don’t know . I just kind of discovered this by happenstance when I was looking up information about Joan of the Ark about Old France. So no I’m not in any secret societies. I’m kind of a lone wolf, honestly …Pantera ? Cemetary Gates : Break through the 🏰 rock 🪨 in a Miss Mary Mack Truck ? Nope ….. not today! …

Looks like Mary Magdalen still has her skull in tact ….. after all.

April Joines with a Very Rare Rosy Leaf Maple Moth …. a Taxus Baccata tree 35- 40 ft tall … near what appears to be …Magdalen on a cross ? Yep

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Hmmm…..Ah Oooooooh ~ Wherewolves of London …..



St. Magdalena See ya Jesus ~ Yeshua ~ in the Year of Pisces , Or the Age of Pisces • Sign of the Fishes

Blessings,

April Joines

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When they use your own eye to sabotage you and some of your neighbors, I guess money can buy betrayal: thanks for all of the warning ⚠️ & the tips : April …. and people think I’m just like some dumb blind that does nothing. I’m like full-time Neighbourhood watch here making sure kids aren’t getting grabbed out of the woods by this Garmel guy creeping up on him with the pocket knife since I survived him doing stuff to me when I was five years old thought I’d forget about it became my neighbor 40 years later in the statute of limitation protected him in the faking of his own death, I’m no dummy. Thanks for all of the clues. … April