Karma is a cat sitting on my lap because it likes pumpkin bread!

2/17/2026

Dear Credit Karma , 

Yeah, orange is the new black I guess and then you get a tattoo from some guy who got his tattoo permit denied in Lewiston named 

Denegrade Grenier (?which one, There’s only like 1500 of them in the United States with the same name , some with criminal records , felon charges, gun rifle possession bad news . In my opinion, guns should be buried in a concrete hole in the ground and have concrete pour over them and people need to learn how to do something called communicate and if they don’t like each other, they need to pick up some props and do kung fu Oh, are you talking about the one Denegrade Dennis the Menace Greenier Grenier pastures , that looks like Gargamel Grenier who likes to pull his pull, his black sweatpants down that look like they probably smell like goat piss because he probably sacrificed a goat to Satan, which is a huge no-no right before he licks the face of a child before he wanker off in front of them and hides behind a Pee-wee hydrangea after he got a bunch of women to plant one in a village or an innocent unsuspecting, bipolar girl, and she’s coming outside to bring your groceries in the house. You think she’s not gonna be noticing a tree as big as she is ?

That a man might be trying to hide behind someday to sneak up on her when she’s bringing her groceries in she is about 12 dozen steps ahead of those people it’s called the art of war by Sun Tzu : know your enemy . Yeah , I’m not gonna be eating his wife former Satanist Cruella Deville Worshipper’s Turkish delight anytime soon or homemade peppermint patties candies she made … what do they call that stuff ? Christmas crack ?

Omg Turkish Delight , Anyone ?

Yeah. Nah, I’m definitely good , not gonna be eating the what BuckWild old Buckeye over an apartment Tres Shady . Tried to give me either Bucko got a buck tooth. Oh, let’s just go shoot a buck and give it some homemade candy. 🍬 That’s not good ! Don’t do it! Why don’t people quit murdering innocent deer ! DenGren so many different people with that name : Oh the one that looks like Gargamelle ? Does he know how to do your tattoos or or is it the other one that applied for a permit that got denied in Portland in Lewiston ! I’ve got an idea how about any time one of the hunters kills an innocent deer and they cut its head off and put it on its wall and eat his butt for dinner they can have him tattoo the deer that’s going on the wall that I’ll say I’m dead on it got shot. Redneck killed me. That would be a terrible idea. Don’t do it. You shouldn’t shoot watch Bambi on Disney , folks it’s a good movie.

Does he just tattoo girls that went missing that were raped that end up being taken into cult situations against their will after they are drugged ? How do I even know about that because I’ve seen movies that look weird where women are wearing clothes so I don’t think they would ever willingly go into those kinds of situations on their own. Somebody had to have stolen them and drug them unless they’re getting paid to do that which I think is terrible.

I can figure out what they do. I read between the lines and those creepy movies that that are advertised right before Halloween that nobody should be letting their kids watch. I don’t watch. I watched Eyes Wide Shut : good actors in the film. It was just a terrible movie. People shouldn’t be worshiping the devil they need to keep their clothes on and quit trying to put those stupid black cloaks on . I love Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman, but that is one of my least favorite movies. That was all I needed to know , I accidentally rented that from Blockbuster when I was like 24 years old, I will never watch that again. People really should watch Yo Gabba Gabba. It is so much better and Gabrielle’s Dollhouse and I thought I was watching interview with the vampire when I rented it , but it was definitely not that . If you’d like 2 headed bald eagles then stay the hell away from me cause I don’t!

Omg ! 🤪

Either or I don’t know yeah my apologies. We’re going over my credit limit. I just saw an ad advertisement called my Theresa for a pair of shoes that were $3200 There’s seriously something wrong with that .  I’ll never wear orange like that what the hell, Oh, Yeah, I did go over my credit limit I am very sorry about that just was happy to have money because I was destitute and starving as a child , and sadly part of the reason is cause I was donating to a few charities and you haven’t gone over yours? Sorry about that. Okay , maybe one day I will when like my aunt won $6000 from Charlestown Races & Slots and then $13,000 from

MGM Grand . Funny thing is her daughter stole $5000 from me and then my aunt gave me $3500 to pay back my student loans from the $5,000 that was stolen , but her younger lil sister that won the 6 grand didn’t even give her the money back her daughter had stolen . She won $13,000 and then bought a Harley-Davidson when her husband just had a new one and her didn’t even have a proper van or minivan to bring her newborn toddler to preschool ! Unbelievable… I gave her a warning ⚠️ not to do that to buy that , and asked her to buy a minivan for her she should have listened to me , cause I loved her daughter. She just shouldn’t have spent all that money she won gambling on a new Harley Davidson when her husband already had a brand new one ! Was sad her daughter just had a toddler and she had no proper vehicle to drive her son to daycare or school with so after my cousin her daughter stole money from my student loans on my debit card after my Dad tried to hit me in the face with an acoustic guitar and I almost died because of it , traumatized. he didn’t realize when he was drunk that he almost murdered me when I was trying to become a school teacher

Yeah, that happens … not everyday though it’s enough to give you PTSD and sometimes you get a little bit overboard with the credit debt to try to go get some retail therapy. I apologize , for that happened to me when I was 34 years old forgave him for that one also, OMG! Awesome ! Also, why is it that you guys have you sometimes send me emails about my Dads credit and when his credit is separate from mine? We don’t live together anymore as of since 2018AD as of 2026AD . I don’t know what credit cards he has but I think he’s got about $15,000 in credit card debt so I wasn’t sure if you could please explain to me why it is that my father , his credit information is coming to me in an email sometimes about his personal accounts that I have nothing to do with? Thank you !

Ask AIntelligence translate this email summarize this email They’ll be like oh my goodness, need to go on a vacation. This is crazy.😋

Maybe one day I’ll pay down my debt in 19 years. I’ll probably be dead before then so don’t worry about it. Have a blessed day.

Peace & Blessings

April T Joines 

Well, sometimes we all get into debt folks, but sometimes we get out of it, but about forgive your debts as we forget our debtors! 🌸let’s go golfing !

🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🛸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸

👽 Aliens , go milk

a cow in England …..🐮 Moo !

Blessings ,

April

P.S.

You do you think I’m in debt? Why don’t you call the karma police? Do you know how many cows are murdered in the United States each year? Can you say PETA