Jet lag from LAX? Coming back from some fancy holiday listening to Green Day , Dookie on the flight ?

Hey everyone want to the bird shit villa and get salmonella, cryptococcosis histoplasmosis , H5N1, and the good old case of salmonella for you, your dog, your kids and your granny?

Hop along over to the Birdshite Villa. We’ll get you hooked up with a good case of gonna have a brain tumor , that will never shrink , from inflammation from a bird pathogen you caught that was from an air borne bird illness and a chlamydia like discharge that comes out of your vagina well have you get some of that in no time ….if you just bring your dog to play in the front yard for a few minutes maybe it’ll get bird Dookie on its paws 🐾 and then lick it up later and get salmonella as kind of ferocious bird disease pathogen that makes it become completely psychotic. I bet you can’t wait to get some of that when you see the nine bird feeders we have on one sidewalk of 30 feet with that senior citizens. I bet you can’t wait to add that to your list of disabilities.? And ailments for anyone 60 years and older interested in living at the bird shit V I just contact preservation bird shit