By April 🌸Joines

2/03/2026

Nice ring did he borrow it from the Pontiffs of the Papacy or the Vault at the Vaticans Museum in Rome : was it Mary Magdalens Pomposity….😝😄🙃

Nice ring, buddy you know it’s so big . He can probably not see the reflection of his own ego in it. Perhaps what about all the children that worked to make those clothes that are sold in TJ Maxx made in factories by small children in Third World countries , Cambodia, maybe you could fly there this afternoon for brunch, Mister , maybe one of the kids there can grow a sweet potato that if you’re lucky you might be able to get one out of their garden and they’ll make one for you! You creep ! Oh, that’s right you’ll probably have to make it in their bosses microwave. Good luck getting to him right now. He’s presently like about to be blown up by a Rambo grenade…. At the other factory across town in Vietnam. OK, bye . Oh, if you can’t make it back to America on a Bubba Gump shrimp boat buddy from Cambodia maybe you could ask your fancy ring over there and sell it for enough money to get a plane ride home in a cargo plane if you sell that shiny rock get a ride from Sylvester Stallone, who’s flying & the Con•Pilot is Satan. And he’s gonna butt rape you before you make it back to America for treating all those children in Third World countries like the lesser of all evils.You jerk! Emily in Paris just met April ….🙃

Peace Out ,


Maybe he could go auction the Ring at the haberdashery and then someone can sell it to have enough money to have a meal , how much was that thing? Where did l he get it from ? The Pope or a cardinal bishop after he or him or they just got back from a church parish in Rome , where an abused a little boy in the back of his Cadillac after they kicked Chase Rice out who they got drunk and drugged him and he forgot to call his mom for a month of Sundays ! Omg , hide your kids …

Omg 🤪…. Fat Cats in a Cadillac … Let’s listen to Macklemore , … Can’t Hold Us & Or Thrifts Shop while we travel back in time in a Dolorean… ? Fat cats in a Cadillac let’s listen to Macklemore. I think I saw a DeLorean for sale on the side of the road on the point Pleasant Hill Dr., Wednesday and I was like that’s kind of interesting and then a deer sadly got hit by an automobile and was on the road and I was crying because she couldn’t move and they were going to have to euthanize or a shooter with the rifle so I got out before I had to see that happen because I would’ve been devastated so I drove home in the Honda after blasting Macklemore on the back roads like 70 mph and a 45 mph speed zone completely sober until I came up to the school zone where you have to slow down because you gotta make sure you slow down because the school buses are bringing the children home so I went to the auto parts store to ask if I could buy those things you put on your car for the deer can hear you coming in the distance… they’re like deer whistles so that that deer will not get hit by cars anymore after I saw the deer suffering in the street sadly because she got hit by a car and she was a beautiful animal and she lost her life prematurely and she probably had a doe somewhere or a fawn .

Yikes , I’m gonna go get some clothes from the thrift shop now with Macklemore.

Peace ,
99Cents

I’m gonna pass up those moccasin someone else has been walking in … I’m Hella happy that that’s a bargain bitch. I’m gonna take your grandpa’s style. I’m gonna take your grandpa ask your grandma can. I have his hand down Dookie brown leather jacket that I found digging .. probably had a gun in the coat pocket before from a creepy 84-year-old barber that died from eating disgusting sacrilegious pig flesh from Vienna sausages from a can from any one of the 30th of those or 20 to 30 cans of them he had in his cabinet before he croaked, or kicked the bucket oh, that’s right is that the bucket that my aunt peed in when she was trying to do yardwork across the street from his house because she rented her house out to a man that also had a Dookie brown leather jacket and tried to grab me when I was walking to her house from the park to try to help her do your yardwork across from him said creepy barber , OK hold up. Wait a minute.? what are you talking about? Oh it’s a long story but if you ever see a black snake under a porch at 9 South St. how in the hell can one grow 2.5 feet long and survive 2 feet of snow on the ground for three or four months of winter unless someone’s feeding them during the winter, I guess it was the creepy barber with the Tootsie rolls in his pocket that had 33 satanic Bibles or was it 32 of them with that stupid two headed bald eagle throne chair? That the dumb guy from eyes wide stupid wasn’t should we take a wooden staff of ecclesia and shove it up his butt should that be the intern’s first assignment . To locate the idiots and there’s eyes by dumb soirée people trying to beat Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman one of bees wearing their black cloak in the basement of the nearby Catholic Church or is it in the basement of the Macy’s resort in or is it a municipality building? I don’t know. Maybe you could come by and ask one of the women in the village that have satanic lanterns in front of their house maybe they would know?


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guess they just want to have a snake at the feet of Mary that creepy racist barber . And we all know Mary isn’t gonna be wearing Prada that somebody gave her some heels to put on that are Devil red, folks hide your kids! I love the actress, Anne Hathaway one of my favorites. I gotta go. I hear some lambs screaming in the woods. I gotta go do some basic training to get in shape to fight the devil worshipers! And the last I heard the Devil wears Prada , huh ? Thank for the tip..

Satanic Looking Pentagram Lanterns funny how lady put it there he said that her granddad was in a Satanic court that sexually abused her when she was a child as lanterns outside in the front of some of the houses in my village those women are subconsciously either trying to decorate for the devil, but they call themselves Christians? Omg

April in Paris

Oui , Oui .. Monsieur , why don’t you go sell your ring Mr . Devil Wears Prada 2 headed Bald Eagle … and sell it to have some money to feed some children in a Third World country with the money you could get from that thing is what I would say to that guy in the photo above . Know who your bishops are folks , no offense to good Christians who are caring about 🌸Mary & Jesus …. Because there are many good people in the world. Sorry , if I cannot reply to your comment I have to go take care of a myriad of things. Bless you all! Jesus walks , to hell with the Prada heels … get some Nikes while listening to Drake : Shut it Down ! TJMax is fine , Oh yeah, I was almost murdered in one of their bathrooms a month ago by the creepy barber with the brown Dookie brown leather jacket that gives children tootsie rolls , and pops and Cracker Jack decal tattoos though should not have . Creep , That’s now at the consignment store. WTH

Peace out,
April In Paris meets Emily

Mary Magdalen reading the gospels or her own she was writing the Pistis Sophia (Faith of Wisdom) maybe the Wisdom of Faith or perhaps …. Her own Gospel ? She stayed in a cave to live her days meditating by herself for almost 30 years. They said after her daughter got married, was married had children of your own and now you can find them at the cathedral in old France called Saint DENIS. Then there’s this place called Rennes Le Chateau … so they say that her skull is kept maybe there indoors yet it looks like there’s a lady hanging up on a cross outside the Chapel. If you went into the courtyard, you might want to hide the kids because it looks like there’s a woman without any clothes on hanging on a cross that is covered in silver and there’s a huge tree next to her that is one of the most poisonous in the woodland kingdom that has a kind of poison that has no antidote to it , Is that ring he’s wearing one belonged to her, Mary Magdalen , though she would never wear something that pompous.

She maybe she was writing her own gospel and that’s like all the words that maybe they had written down that Jesus said, and she was remembering his teachings limiting after he went up to heaven and remembered the things he had spoken to the disciples like St. Thomas had written down, but they did not include his in the King James version of the Holy Bible, the gospel of Thomas nor Mary Magdalene, we’re included in the Bible , because the council of Nicea formed by Constantine after they conquered Rome, though they actually went to Jerusalem at some point I guess with Alexander in the Crusades the Crusaders. They ransacked the temple in Jerusalem and they destroyed some of the holy writings : stole gold. Magdalen the first person to see Jesus when he came out of the tomb before he went to be with his family after being crucified on Golgotha Hill went to meet with them on the Mount of Olives, and then Yeshua , he had to go up to heaven with his father Yahweh, and then Mary Magdalen went to England and then to France, and then her daughter married to a Frank King, and then all of the descendants of the bloodlines of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene are now at Rennes Le Château, Oh actually it’s called Saint Denis Cathedral , not Rennes Le , but you can find the body of Mary Magdalene hanging up on a cross there in the courtyard. This has to be the most evil thing or one of the most evil things I’ve ever seen and somebody thought I wouldn’t notice it. At first, when I saw the person on the cross I was like that has to be Mary Magdalene. It is a woman you can tell just by her legs she is a female and then there are obviously boobs and she looks like she has long hair and she’s got her head tilted to the side. They crucified her. It seems ..

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April Therese Joines

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Been live in most live live in gangster paradise…..

So I guess that is like what’s the synopsis of this blog writing here is. I guess just some truth about the Devil wears Prada movie Susan Lucci wears Gucci ,did she get that from Lucifer? I don’t know. I guess I gotta go because fat Tuesday is right around the corner and we got a solar eclipse which is called the Ring of fire solar eclipse happening on the evening of Ramadan folks there’s a lot going on here so I got a batten down the hatches. Oh my goodness without a car to drive because the fat ladies driving it while my aunt is in Florida playing Pickleball in a skort next month when the weather warms up , I guess in Florida , March she’ll be golfing, I’ll be carefully struggling to survive in the Snow NorEasters , & Then 🐣 will be right around the corner . Hyde, your kids from the swift ham dealers cause Jesus didn’t eat ham he didn’t eat pork and he wouldn’t. It’s sacrilegious so if you had a family reunion, you better make Jesus some sweet potato. It’s with some butter if he wants to go back to reunion France and see all of his family there that Mary Magdalene‘s daughter were born from their children being born from the royal families of France. France is site to see that would be for Jesus what a site to behold that cathedral with all of those people that belong to his wife, Mary’s daughter‘s distant family members through the Royal monarchy throughout the centuries and yet Jesus in heaven will be coming back with Yahweh on a white horse they say, and here we have a ring of fiery eclipse coming up in the constellation Aries, the planet Neptune, which is the ruler of the constellation Pisces Jesus was born in March and he is like we celebrate Easter during the time when the lambs are just born at the passover, but also sometimes in the month of April sometimes in the month of March during Pisces, the sign of the fishes, but if you’re gonna have some food should be kosher if you have a family reunion but astrologically it’s like the year of the horse. They said God will come back on a white horse that’s interesting. I wonder if it’s Mister Ed if he’s waiting in a stable for an apple or maybe it was a stable in route on street 66 in New York when Susan Moochie wears Gucci on the filming of the set the Devil wears Prada. She’s so depressed that they’re no longer going to be filming that soap opera the world doesn’t need it though. Because they need Jesus and so maybe Mister Ed the white horse was in a stable there needs Dad that he couldn’t go get any more apples from his neighbor’s yard and tree. So he’s got to stay wherever he is in heaven, waiting for Jesus who needs a ride back to earth. Well, maybe he can take a ride from Falcor the Luck dragon from the never-ending story but right now the Dalai Lama is borrowing him to take a ride back to Dharmasala Himachel Pradesh India , possibly near bordering Nepal, unless they’re looking for the other golden child that was stolen. They’ll have to ask Eddie Murphy where that one is maybe the Murphy sisters will know or the Murphy trio oh that’s right they are not related. Just ask Preservation Management about that but you’ll have to consult with the Hey Jane lady and ask her if she has any hay for Ed, the horse, the white horse cause when she gets out of that place her in her villain Conner artist husband has been hiding out pretending to be dead as a sorcerer people will quit disobeying the kosher food laws and maybe children can have a meat free Monday every month until Jesus comes back. Wouldn’t that be great if they could have that in March though when the astrological sign of Pisces is going to be before Aries, there is the solstice on the 21st and a significant astrologically there is during this year of 2026 in the year of the fire horse the horse is the Chinese lunar year we are in the year of the horse on the Chinese zodiac, and so the western zodiac that originated from Mesopotamia . There is the astrological sign of Pisces. The time of Jesus was born and we are in the time of Aquarius right now, the water bearer, and so the age of Pisces is near here and Aquarius. Yeah, we’re on the cusp of beginning zero point where Aries is the month of Nissan, which is the first month of the Jewish calendar when NISAN is the time that the baby lambs are born in Jesus loved them and told people not to eat them. He told Peter not to eat them. Maybe Peter didn’t like Mary And because she knew that Jesus was like feed my lambs feed my sheep, and then the people from the Roman government were murdering animals to have sacrificial offerings to pay for their taxes or to get people to pay taxes, which is one of the reasons why they murdered Jesus oh, let’s go golfing and just forget about it . We can always celebrate Easter. You know when it comes around on one of the weekends in the month of April during the Passover month, but then that’s when the Jewish new year begins in the Jewish calendar begins. The lunar calendar is a little different but based on a 360+5 days if you start this astrological age of Pisces or age of Aquarius when it’s due to begin with Neptune being for 165 years in the sign of Aries when it’s ruled when the constellation Pisces and the zodiac sign of the fishes which are symbolic of Jesus and the time that he was born represent Jesus, though his birthday was that month we celebrated during the month of December during the time of Sagittarius when it’s half horse and half archer and so there is the that is in the month of December and the 25th only three days after the winter solstice, but Jesus was actually born in the spring, which is by the movie Narnia is kind of symbolic of Jesus, being reborn, and the three days of darkness . There was an earthquake after Jesus was crucified, and then he went to the heavens when the angel healed his body, and he didn’t die on the cross. He nearly died and so they healed him, and then he said he would reunite, but went to the amount of olives to give you know, peace, and talking with Magdalene, who was the first person to see him Mary Magdalene, when he was out of the cave, the tomb that Joseph Arimathea had on his land to keep Jesus‘s body there and then in Easter time, we symbolically celebrate him coming back to life after three days of what could be considered darkness, but whenever there’s like an eclipse in the sun is being covered by the shadow of another body coming in between the sun and the Earth like the moon, that’s a lunar eclipse or when the moon is passing in front of the sign while the sun is in the path of the moon, there are different kinds of eclipses that take place from other heavenly bodies in the solar system yet Easter is significant to the Christian people and Jesus is symbolic of the sunshine. You are coming back after eclipse, though the feminine energy is represented by the moon, and some reason the number 13 was associated with the 13 cycles of the lunar phase of the moon, and then the moon time is what the Native Americans called women having their connections to the tides, and then the bloodlines of Mary Magdalene had been taken by people and put in a basilica. Where the first bishop of France was from Constantine a council that they had in 325AD betrayed Jesus and I think his wife is Mary Nagaland was found where she was kept in hiding and murdered at some point in her life, and then they hung her on across to crucify her, but the place that Saint Dennis built maybe he was going to tell the secret secrets to people so they decapitated him so that he wouldn’t be able to speak to the truth to the people that should know that that Jesus did have a wife that he loved because they are writings and legends and that’s why the Knights Templar was protecting Mary Magdalene. They were protecting her in England then she went to France and then her children’s descendants became some of the royal kings and queens, which is why they have 60 kings and queens at the reunion Chapel in France so they’re like waiting for the time when Jesus comes back and this song even so come reminds me of that and then I was thinking of Ed Sheeran song that came out in 2017 was the most powerful popular at that time in the year 2017 A.D. album that came out called. Divide it’s like we’re at a time when we are divided from Jesus we’re at the state of a place of division because it was like Peter tried to divide us that although Peter is a saint and was loved you know by Jesus he betrayed Jesus with Jude I think because you can see in the last step painting in the Renaissance the lady sitting next to Jesus is his wife Mary Magdalene yet she’s wearing composite looking robe color, blue, and red to her husband, and they had a secret wedding that’s not mentioned in the Bible and so it was the church fathers from Constantine after he ransacked Roman and destroyed the temple that he founded the council of NICEA which was comprised of the Sanhedrin and some of the priest of Jerusalem that betrayed the real disciples of Jesus who were murdered only a few hundred years after Jesus went to heaven, and so when Jesus was in heaven, he said he would come back to the Earth. Sorry that’s my blender making a fruit smoothie so there are people who don’t know that Jesus had a wife and had a daughter with her and it was Peter who tried to keep it a secret. I think that may be why he has the biggest church in Rome because Saint peters church is humongous and then in France: St. Denis is there another big cathedral is made. Lynn had Mary Magdalene and Jesus Christ. We’re married and then if you remember, Jesus and Galilee talked to Peter and said that he would betray him because it was Jesus who said that Peter would deny him three times remember and then Jude is the one that betrayed and turned Jesus, and both of them played a part in turning in the whereabouts location of where Jesus was hiding in the wilderness, and so when we celebrate the month of Easter, it is because the time of the lambs when Jesus was crucified I was just mentioning you know his family saw him being taken to the cross where they nailed him onto a cross after they removed his robes in his garment and he was, I think wearing the color purple one time when he rode into Jerusalem on a donkey yet he was humble and he was supposed to be the king of Israel, and so he was like humbling himself by riding in on a donkey, kind of his way of making fun of those people that think they’re so great because they ride on their big horse horses so if you ever heard that saying

Get off of your high horse! 🐴 neighbor , that is about somebody that has so much pride that they stay on their high horse and they don’t come down to earth to be humble. Jesus was all about being humble that he did a lot to all his life to help people he was born in a manger in a stable. His mom saved him from the bad people that were from King HEROD trying to murder the firstborn children on the Christmas Eve, which is why we celebrate Jesus‘s birthday that he survived on Christmas Day and so we are blessed to have Jesus the songs to remember him at Christmas time and then our Christian Brothers and sisters that love Jesus in reunite I was just thinking about how Ed Sheeran 🎶 made an album called divide and how it was the founding Catholic Church bishop fathers who wanted to divide the nation of people from knowing that Jesus did have a wife that he was allowed to be fruitful and multiply even though his mother was a virgin, but she was married she still gave birth to Jesus and maybe she had other children beside him, so I’m not sure yet he was trying to help people become their best self into know the truth and encouraging them to speak the truth to each other, and he didn’t want people making any sacrificial offerings of the animal sacrifices after Moses went to heaven because he tried to explain to people that they need to make bread after they went fishing and that is where Peter and him had a talk in Galilee, where he told them to feed the fish oh not to feed the fish but to feed the lambs and he didn’t want them to eat the fish so he made them bread and the fish is a symbol for Jesus because he gave the fish to the people, but he also was born during the month of Pisces they said most likely he was born in the month of March and then the planet Neptune has some kind of rulership over that astrological sign from the ancient Mesopotamian writings that were from the Sumerian people older than the Hebrew language, and before the Bible was written, they were astronomical and astrological writings that were not yet transcribed like most people don’t know how to translate those writings, but they are ancient some of them museums like the British museum in London, have hundreds of clay stone tablets that the ancient writings of the Sumerian people are on from Mesopotamia end of the civilization that wouldn’t know his sons went to to make a civilization. Egypt was the other that one of Noah sons went to and then India was another one of the places that one of the sons of Noah went to after they saved the animals from perishing in the flood, and then they had to re-populate the lands with the animals to their native places, which was God helping I’m sure the animals had to get from the Euphrates river in the boat, but how did they even get there to begin with no one ever discusses that but like it’s because God probably rounded them up and then made it possible for them to be in the boat. The Bible doesn’t describe the details of the 510 foot long 85 foot wide 60 foot tall boat that Noah built in the Euphrates on the Euphrates river that floated into the ocean and then landed on the top of Mount Era, where it is in the land of Turkey that they have you know a reverend to burning a bull sometimes they were worshiping during the age of Taurus astrologically is when Noah’s flood happened. I guess I think the date is 4300 BC it might be a different line however like only a a little over 1000 years later, Moses went into Egypt because the 12 tribes of Israel were there before Jesus was born with Abraham‘s descendants so God gave Abraham the permission to have children to be fruitful and to multiply, but he didn’t deny Jesus that I don’t think he would deny his own son being of a Hebrew and Jewish heritage from being able to be married to Mary Magdalene. It’s just that the history doesn’t say that that happened because the Catholic Church bishops are the first founding council of NICEA would not let people know the truth about that and that is probably why Dennis had his head decapitated. He was going to tell people the truth think about it. It was only 325 years after Jesus was crucified or a little less than that that they started to build those huge massive cathedrals and the other lands that are still there today they are still standing today that’s what’s so amazing but then there were different historical things that took place with the crusades and then some people were not allowed to know the truth that Jesus was married that he had a daughter so the Royal families they had different symbols to represent their families and their relationship to Jesus and then like Mary Magdalene had to go hide to give birth to her daughter I guess that the book by Dan Brown and the da Vinci code mentions that there are some weird secret societies at the end of the book. They remind me of the monsters Incorporated.

Yep 😋

April Fools ? Maybe , not I don’t think so ….

Everything’s Zen ?

I don’t think so… not until that poisonous Taxus Baccata Yew Shrub is gone : call Edward Scissorhands maybe he’ll come get rid of the poisonous tree .

I’ve got a Taxus Baccata / Cuspidata Yew tree to murder this July ! Tell Augusta Caesar I said F • Yew !

Blessings ,

April Therese Joines

Made St Denis he made me a Basilica Cathedral in Reunion , France

So we sing ….Christians the Bride of Christ Jesus ( Yeshua ) …

Jesus is coming soon ..reminded of A Reunion ! A family reunion … maybe Jesus will be looking for his long lost loved ones at Reunion , France at St. Denis Bascilica

Reminds me to the chorus of the song : that is by the Christian artist ‘Passion’ : the song : Even So Come : here are the lyrics:

EVEN SO COME
🌸Like a Bride Waiting for her Groom
We’ll be a church ..ready for you ! EveryHeart longing for her( our ) King :
We sing ! Like a Bride Waiting for Her Groom We’ll be a Church , Ready for you ! Every Heart 💗 💛 Longing for our King We Sing :
Even So Come … Lord , Jesus Come !
Even So Come … Lord Jesus Come ! …

Jesus is coming soon :

Like a bride waiting for her Groom ..
We’ll be at church , ready for you !
Every heart longing for Our King : We sing !
Like a Bride Waiting for Her Groom
We’ll be a church , Ready for you
every heart longing for our King :

We Sing
Even so come!
Lord Jesus come,
Even so come, Lord Jesus come…
Lord Jesus Come

God we wait …
We wait for you
Lord we wait,We wait for you ,

So we wait
We wait for you.
God we wait…
You’re coming soon!

Like a bride waiting for her groom,
We’ll be a church ready for you
every heart longing for our king ,we sing … 🎶

Like a bride waiting for her Groom
We’ll be a church ready for you !
Every heart longing for our king ,we sing !
Even so come , Lord Jesus come…
even so come , Lord Jesus Come ..

Even so come, Lord Jesus Come.. even so come, Lord Jesus come … 🌸



So even while this guy had his head chopped off, he picked it up and kept walking with it until he really died and all the blood came out and then he was just like commemorated to be this great Saint Denis that they built the first church of France after with Constantine he became appointed to be like the bishop of one of the first Catholic Churches of France Was St. Denis cathedral a special place that he made for the bloodlines of Jesus Christb& Mary Magdalen to be kept til his second coming for a huge family reunion there when he asks Jesus where his wife and family went like what happened to Mary Magdalene in the disciples when he went up to heaven with Yahweh if he comes back to the Earth and then they’ll say oh they are all in this cathedral, Saint Dennis Cathedral in reunion France and Mary Magdalene, where was she ? She went to England with Joseph of Arimathea. He and her then went to Glastonbury. Then the first church built by Christ disciples was there and then that one in England she went to France was protected by the Knights Templars, and then her daughter married to Frank King, and then she went to a cave to write to read to meditate to pray to heal her spirit to be in solitude to be away as her daughter had children who had children who had children’s children that are now in that cathedral St . Denis the first bishop of Paris, France so is that why they decapitated him because he knew the secrets that was a humongous Bascilia , what why would they , why did they did he have all the secrets?

Nah , Mary Did ….the other Mary … Not Jesus’ Mom … Magdalen did .

Blessings ,

April Therese Joines

TBC ….

Holy holy cannoli Batman, Mary Magdalene was murdered in his hanging up on a cross at Lake Château. Did Jesus grow boobs and female legs like what are they having brunch there for? Just get a three payment plan for $666 for $2100 split into three payments to come stay there at a castle with some lady named Kar in a ~ In LaDebt ? Oh hell no , why so that we can get in touch with a repressed feminine while men try to rape us after we’re giving an LSD brunch while we sit outside and ignore this silver coated what looks like maybe the wife of Jesus who they took out of a cave that they probably lied about bony face putting her skull on display somewhere and that’s not actually her head being going through the streets and some other country in July when they ceremoniously carry the skull of Mary Magdalene through the streets that’s just a hoax , does anyone have a Kenworth truck that I can drive through this building? It looks like it’s surrounded by some kind of a castle type Fortress wall but look at the huge 35 foot tall taxus baccata tree Yew tree next to it. Yep 😋 and people wonder why I’m like hide your kids when like the Catholic Church fathers of the council of Church fathers that were founded by Constantine to take an oath at 325AD at the council of Nicea how to swear that they would never tell anyone that Jesus Christ had a wife named Mary Magdalene because she used to be a sacred temple concubine at the king HEROD a.k.a. also at the temple where Solomon used to be then she came a good person to follow Jesus, but they didn’t want people to know that she had written her own gospel with Thomas. He was the first person the first two people to see Jesus after he came out of the cave and then they lied and said that her skull is not displayed at some church, but her body is really hanging up on a cross, petrified in some kind of a silver coating because Jesus my friend does not have boobs so why is there a woman hanging up on the cross? OK well that’s enough food for thought right now. I’m gonna go have a bagel with cream cheese. And try to figure that one out because I didn’t go on that on that 21 day camp out at Castle in France w/ Karina ~ In La Debt …. Oh hell no, I was too smart to pay her three payments of 666 each to stay at some cast over some man was gonna rape me that looks like no spirit. You acting like he won the lottery cause he just stole Lily Depp not off of the Pirates of the Caribbean boat though April April Joines having a Hide in a cheese barrel, cause they were gonna make her walk the plank because she ate all of the cheese ! Damn Pirates 🏴‍☠️ of the Caribbean , did not take Mary Magdalene, but someone else tried to when she had gone to France to escape from England protected by Knights Templars when her and Jesus’s daughter married to Frank King, and then you can go to reunion friends if you want to see the 60 Kings and Queens there at a bascilia at St. Denis Bascilia b/c why else would there be 60 kings and queens of nobility from France in 23 prints and princesses and one building unless they were related to Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene of course through distant bloodlines maybe that’s why this lady is hanging up on a cross here. Cause that was Mary who was meditating in a cave and then they murdered her and it wasn’t just Jesus who was crucified. They kept it as secret that Mary was found after Jesus went up to heaven, meditating in a cave after she wrote the PISTISOPHIA, the faith of wisdom are the wisdom of faith in Greek Nanny scripts and then yes, she did have a writing that was translated into Greek and Jesus went and traveled to different lands and knew that language and helped Peter told him not to eat the lands but to feed the lambs he told Peter to feed the lambs to feed my sheep feed the lambs after fishing in Gallilee need 5000 L of bread for people so that they wouldn’t eat the slimy fish in the future to encourage them not to eat the Fletcher blood of any living thing because the Bible has to be kosher not to eat animals that have TALONS that includes chickens & turkeys & camels &! other animals like pigs shouldn’t be eaten so , Peter didn’t like Mary Magdalen very much because she knew the secret teachings of Jesus & Thomas did too maybe that’s why their gospels were not included in a king James version of the Bible when Constantine made sure that they were excluded from being in those other versions . Her friend Thomas knew 116 saying that Jesus spoke that are not mentioned in the king James version of the Bible because Constantine when he had a council with the founding Papal church fathers had to keep an oath of secrecy with Constantine. How is is that St.Peter got the largest cathedral in Rome ? didn’t Jude betrayed Jesus? I guess that’s why da Vinci painted Peter with his karate chop at Mary Magdalene’s neck. Well folks funny things you can find when you’re researching old friends. I was just trying to look up simple information about Joan of the ark. Maybe that’s why after the Crusade and all that maybe that’s why though that’s Good Ole St. Denis had his head decapitated, and Kris from cool players singing, and I know Saint Peter won’t call my name with my head on a silver plate , that’s cause he’s gonna be getting the hell out of Dodge cause he’s playing in a concert somewhere in New Zealand right now or somewhere because they trying to murder the Christian people that were the closest companions to Jesus back in time when Mary was alive in a cave. They found her and then they’ve tried to say BONIFACE ( What the hell yeah right that they said found her body in a cave that happens to be the name of him that they said, found her and then I guess that’s why her school which is pretty much a bony face is on display they say in that chapel I doubt that cause it looks like your body is up on a cross with her head, fully intact . Boniface said then they put her skull on display at the Rennes Le Chateau what about Maximum cathedral in ? What about the big huge cathedral in Paris where the first bishop who had his head decapitated St.Denis built that place why did Peter has such a large place? Maybe he was the one who betrayed Jesus & Mary Magdalene you know then they show the character Peter from Narnia was the first to try to be betray his own brother and sisters in Narnia to have the Turkish delight from the white witch. Symbolic of Peter betraying Jesus , Oh hell no! Hide your kids…

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April Joines

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