2/2/2026
1/7/26
Here is a convo you may observe with April would be difficult if she was not a Christian … though thank goodness she is!
[ Casper the friendly ghost says 👻 I don’t exist … now I know why people go goth !] It’s a new year and I’m thinking about buying like combat boots and wearing a purple sweatshirt with black bats on it just to piss people off ! Lol , good day , you looking hellish as usual , Draco Beeyatch ! All out of frosted mini wheats & Milk ? Well , what brings you out of your apartment? You can’t have mine I need milk for my cookies .
Looking to suck the blood of babies today, Malaria ? Nice blood red shirt, did you borrow it from Whitby Castle , hey their neighbor are you looking for your son Pepper Pork belly Pete or is he out there killing pigs right now in round them up so we can put them in his pork soup looking for girls to grab so we can take them to the ranch and knock them up so that they have to give birth there without Roe versus Wade to protect them to have legal abortions well maybe when they’re that guy is getting fat of the hog he’ll come back to visit you and give you some pork blood to put in your oatmeal?!
Do you wanna borrow some of my Doc Martens and some my black nail polish or dark black eyeliner? Are you going on over to borrow a pentagram necklace from Bucknerds? Oh that’s right she just left 10 minutes ago to go to the Devils Cup Bridge to get more blood from virgins that they are sacrificing. In HellRaiser Hellen’s Chevrolet with the license plate tag 666 parked … over at that local Christian church that no one goes to anymore. Holy Moses nice , talking to you I’m gonna go walk to the store now and buy some crème brûlée. Before all the Goth kids steal it . See you later bitch. If you see that creepy 70 year old voyeur guy that used to show up at the show & Tel GoGo bar and stare at the dancers there way too freaking long for like an hour or two in the hallway and always left after going to the Chain smoking Goth Draco skank who broke the rules with the patrons : always stealing the girls money who don’t break the rules. that hoe was taking our grocery money from us , You know the man whore who has a key to your apartment that refilled the birdseed container so birds fly into our eye giving us red & pink eye conjunctivitis and salmonella threats and H5N1 , could you please kick him in the balls for me ? Thanks
Well, I’m gonna go make some cookies now that the pentagram lanterns are all flamed up at evening time so when GiJanelle’s not dead Dracula Gargamel husband who did not die , comes out of GI Janet ‘s apartment at 12AM
midnight, I might be able to impale him or or maybe I can just take this wooden post and jam it right into his heart and his chest so that the village is safer from evil , the village is safer we’ll burn his body next to the dumpster before morning , have a nice day GlariaMalaria from mosquitoes from bird diseases , you Draco demon looking Dracula, . Enjoy listening to Danzig for me while I go take a bath
And sleep in the pine box that my uncle made for me to bury me in the canal West Street graveyard so that his girlfriend can cash the life insurance policy check prematurely from not dying from natural causes just to piss em off for murdering me in real life. 😝😋🤪Yep just another day in Draco , Village Transylvania USA ! Slay On …
Blessings ,
April
[ Just Kidding , not really ] Oh the parody !]
Talk to you tomorrow ! Love you ,..
April Joines , is a blogger, pale as Casper who is her best friend bff because at least he can’t murder her for a life insurance policy , when not listening to metal music she is thinking about killing Lily Depp Stealing Nosferatu wanna be 130 year old vampire rapists who murdered innocent pigs that rape young women! Also will kick in the balls any man cannibal or rapists pedophiliac who tries to sexually abuse kids who steals them and gives them Cracker Jack and tootsie pops , and she hates owls ! Except for Hagrid the Snow Owls from HP.
Peace ,
April
