12/25/2025
( Don’t Eat my Kids Santa ) hey kids make some cookies for Santa so he doesn’t eat you! He’s wearing fire retardant so that his ball sack won’t catch on fire that’s why he’s wearing a red suit ! Omg ….hide your kids …
Hey Rudolph, you can come out now with your girlfriend. The hunters are gone. I scared them all away…. I made some bread over here. You can have some of my friend Princess West made you a fruitcake.
Hey Rudolph, watch me dance! 🕺 💛💃It’s it’s Christmas. Yay, Ya’ll ….
Hey Santa, will you bring me an axe 🪓 for Christmas? That way you can cut off your ball sack so you can’t reproduce cause you scare me. Kids don’t try that at home.
Hey Nicky , looking good! Where are you going with all that Christmas crack candy? 🍭 can I please have some candy canes do you have some hot fudge? My neighbor tried to give me peppermint bark. She thinks she’s a white witch of Narnia given Peter Turkish delight. I’m gonna have to use my ax and cut their balls off. Barney, the purple dinosaur here just asking for some Christmas candy. 🍬 kids don’t do drugs. Don’t eat too much candy and please make sure the kind you get from your neighbors if you don’t know them personally and cannot trust them 100% make sure you throw it immediately in the trash ! 🚮 you can always buy some peanut butter Reese Cup trees at the grocery store, get some peanut butter and make your own fudge and make sure it doesn’t have LSD in it cause the neighbors peppermint fart might be as evil as the White Witch who has her boobs, stuck in a Klondike’s Turkish delight .
Hey everyone, have you seen Olaf? Could you please tell him I found some yellow snow not to let Sven & Anna come this way? Someone made a snowman. I’m trying to sing to it. I hope it’ll come to life and and keep me company so we can ride back to Arendale then I gotta hop on a have on a plane, cause I gotta make it back to the Kentucky Derby to free all the horses and I have to go make sure people boycott Ham & don’t eat it on Christmas because that Moses was against ham says Yahweh , Christmas Jesus says his birthday it’s sacrilegious to eat ham on Jesus’s birthday 🌟 he was Hebrew and didn’t eat ham! Especially not Green Eggs & Ham …
Hey Will do you like my new moves? What the hell is in my neighbor’s candy now I feel weird. …..
Dear Mom,
I’m having fun in Breckenridge. I’m not good at snowboarding yet so I’m just trying the bunny slopes. I miss you and I went to Bubba Gump shrimp place and told them to quit serving shrimp because it’s sacrilegious in the start making plant based options on the menu like plant-based lobster bisque, but it did have some cheesecake and mozzarella cheese sticks. That was the bomb. Then I went to Starbucks and I got chai latte and a blueberry muffin in the morning. I wish they had corn muffins like the Native Americans eat. Maybe I’ll see you over the summer when you come visit me and we can go get some Mexican food and have some cheese beans and queso. And some french fries ice cream make sure you bring your gun cause we have to kill Hannibal Lecter. Aka Anthony Hopkins ! Make sure you don’t have any scorpions in your backpack from the mountains I don’t want any getting into my apartment ! Thank you for the Amazon card for my birthday. I’m going to buy some nice things and a new winter coat. I miss you and love you in this when you read me the pokey little puppy and made white rice with milk in the morning for breakfast.
🥞 and Grandpa’s pancakes, the buck ~ wheat ones that are gluten-free , the golden child would’ve loved them if people would quit trying to put pig blood in his oatmeal. 🥣 Blessings, April
These Decorations are perfect !
This Yule Tide Log  this pumpkin roll is the best, but it looks brown. Did that girl from The Help movie poop in it? I thought pumpkins were orange. I guess I’m gonna have to throw this in the trash and make my own pumpkin roll from scratch.
Paranoid Pumpkin Roll Without Poop
in your Yule Tide Pumpkin Patch:
Grow a large pumpkin try to win the Guinness world record doing it so you have enough leftover not to be a cannibal during the three months of winter if you live in the south in the northern United States that way of Anthony Hopkins gets in your roof you can have enough pumpkin pie : 🥧
But you need to kill him on first sight:
Then you can make a pumpkin roll
https://thebananadiaries.com/easy-vegan-pumpkin-roll-cake-with-cream-cheese-frosting/
I’m allergic to bananas, but have fun with this recipe:
https://www.noracooks.com/vegan-pumpkin-roll/
Merry Christmas, everyone !! keep your children off of strangers laps especially guys wearing like red Satan red color that like bribe your kids they see him while they’re sleeping and knowing they’re awake it sounds like a stalker to me teach your children that Christmas is about Jesus that he was almost murdered by King Herod , he was an evil king in Israel, and he didn’t want people to know that Jesus was going to be born as a Messiah from Gabriel the angel telling Mary that she was going to have a child immaculate then they couldn’t find Jesus so he was raised in a manger with animals mostly vegetarian probably had lentil soup bread, olive oil butter he wasn’t vegan most likely but there’s nothing wrong with being vegetarian and there’s nothing wrong with being vegan, but there is something wrong with killing animals and eating ham Moses were warned against it so people shouldn’t be eating that on Christmas. They call it chipped, beef or sausage or whatever minced pies are out of the question if you’re a Christian because Jesus said feed my lambs feed my sheet Peter feed my lamb he didn’t say, chopped their heads off and eat them. Sorry Ed Sheeran 🎶 you’re gonna have to find a new delicacy. Maybe you should be giving your daughter’s most definitely give your daughters vegetarian, minced pies with plant based options. Sheep are too cute to murder anyways unless you want to be like Anthony Hopkins in the silence of the lambs and murder them ! Omg , please don’t! Jesus cared about people and then the lambs of God the Christians are being persecuted by people like I guess the government didn’t want people to know that Jesus might have had his own bloodlines with Mary Magdalene. That’s a recent understanding if you know that that kings and queens of France are 60 of them at Reunion, France, Constantine had to council of Nicea in 325 AD made up of bishops the first bishop of France : St . Denis aka decapitated Saint-Denis see him in sculpture, holding his own head in his hand, probably because people chopped his head off because he was telling the truth to people. Look at the last supper painting when Jesus was hiding in the wilderness after he flipped the tables over of the money changers at the temple in Jerusalem he was trying to tell them not to give taxes to people. What were they imposing the most taxes on people’s food. It was either food or land or goods so most people need food so they took the taxes from the animal sacrifices and Jesus was against those. So Moses only had to temporarily do that because God made the promise to Noah and his sons that you know it was OK to have a Bull offering because they couldn’t grow any food during that time but then they went to different lands Noah’s three sons one to Egypt one to Mesopotamia , and one to the Indus Valley region . And then from there. and then in each of those regions like India, for example they did not eat cows Egypt. They were giving grains by Joseph and then Mesopotamia was given the plow and then they were supposed to plant grain there too. I mean, that’s where the cradle of civilization is where grain came from? So in Egypt, they shouldn’t have been worshiping a bull statue. Ramsay should not have been keeping the children of Israel from being able to communicate with Yahweh so he sent Moses there to let them know that they shouldn’t be eating cows I guess like at first like he became wrathful when he just realized they were worshiping a bull statue and then brought them out of Egypt, where they had gone originally to receive green as a 12 tribes of Israel, the sons of Jacob, but when they started worshiping a statue that was a pagan bull statue people started in the region where Noah’s sons were at first Anatolia, where Noah’s Ark was discovered on the top of Mount Ararat they had begun instead of growing food. They had the options of only having a cow to cook as an offering well as a burnt offering eventually when Moses went back to heaven well after he passed away, God buried Moses in the valley, but it was very wrathful at first but merciful at first, then wrathful because he realized they were worshiping a bull statue. The children of Israel were not supposed to, so they started worshiping a false guide and then that’s when they had been given Mannah bread in the same a peninsula, but then they started worshiping a statue they made, which made God unhappy, so he told them they need to obey him, and then he started to devour and killed a bull as a sacrifice which he called a sin offering / atonement / though it was not very nice. It was also called a meat offering. It’s not nice to chop off a cow head and then to sacrifice it and to eat the meat, but temporarily it was accepted and even encouraged originally when Noah came out of the ark so that’s just because you can’t grow food after there’s been a major flood and that’s what happened. The reason that they built the big wooden boat to save all of the animals in. That was 510 feet long and 85 feet wide and 60 feet tall and submersible completely wooden nothing electronic they survived with animals. They probably had big barrels of flower and or sacks of it. They didn’t get any water inside the boat. It moved like under the water and then back up. It’s submerged and then came back up, but it was definitely something that probably made them boat stick, but after the whirlpool effect of the ocean currents and all of the animals in the boat were spared in their lives saved eventually but 1200 years or so after Noah’s boat in 4300 BC was built and survived the flood. God spoke to Moses to go into Egypt to free the children of Israel he had made from captivity, which was the Exodus parting of the Red Sea inhabiting the Sinai area and then the three sons of Noah we’re making their way two different civilizations. They didn’t just stay in Anatolia one went to India and then Krishna, of course took care of the cows and they didn’t eat meat there. They still shouldn’t be harmful to cows Jesus when he came about 1000 or so thousand plus years after Moses died and was buried in a valley. God told them to stop sacrificing animals no more burnt sacrifice offering that’s why Jesus was really telling people not to slaughter lambs but to feed them he meant it literally not symbolically, though he did compare children to the lambs of God then psychopaths started eating lambs and instead of just making cheese and clothes out of them they started making meat offerings because they thought that’s what Yahweh did so they started a CULT somewhere near the land of Turkey, some of the Mongol people Egyptian people whatever their civilizations were doing some of the sons of Noah became known as the sons of darkness and then they started a CULT and that’s when things started to get corrupt you’ve got King Solomon was 700 lives 300 concubines when David was only supposed to have one wife Moses was told by Yahweh that people should have a wife and a son and not sleep with their parents no incest had circumcision proper food kosher food not to eat pigs not to worship false idols, and thank God had to burn a bowl and rip it apart. He was mad so the cow became a god to the people that was being worshiped when Moses died, and Moses was warning people he said do not let your children be thrown into the fires of MOLECH now today in America, there might still be people a part of satanic secret societies, covens & cults , they’re usually the black cloak wearing idiots that like to eat a lot of meat that have no compassion for animals. They probably own a McDonald’s or two or a steakhouse. Or a franchise for a meat establishment or a slaughter house a lot of these people are ignorantly disobeying kosher laws because pigs are not supposed to be eating, especially on the day of Jesus’s birthday and Easter for goodness sakes. People are eating ham on Christmas, which is why I’m sharing this. We just had Jesus’s birthday. The next special holiday for him is Easter. It makes me sad to see people eating the flesh of pigs huge freaking butts of pigs in the back of truck trucks going on the 95 north and south called swift while she’s the one of the most famous people and she’s encouraging people to eat sacrilegious lobsters in her look what you made me do a video LWYMMD , ( Look What You Made Me Do ) video and the girls are not modest. They are robbing a vault. She has snake jewelry and it’s encouraging to have no fear of snakes and it does stay in the Bible. The children of Israel will be deceived by snakes and bitten by them. it doesn’t say that they will be treated nicely by them. It says they will be harmed by them. That is what is happening. People are disobeying God they’re disobeying the Lord of Israel yet the Lord of Israel is also friendly to other cultures like Anatolia Turkey, India that region the Native American people were given the corn crop to be told to plant corn, but not to sacrifice animals. Was what the Hopi were told a thousand years ago , they survived in the Arizona desert with nothing but corn to plant and maybe they had milk from cows, but they have barely any grass there they have to pray for rain, but God said he would help them to survive. He didn’t appear to them the way that we would imagine in looking, but he had a a mask over his face like they call it a kachina mask the same guy that appeared to Noah to give him instructions to build the ark went to where the Indians were, which is why they should keep their land the way it was 20 years ago they should not become industrialized. Just like the Quaker people in Pennsylvania the Amish people should not be too industrialized. When you have the Arizona desert the air desert, but God appears to them like he did to Moses. He didn’t show his face to Moses, but he brought Jesus up to heaven that at least 1300 years after that Jesus his family stayed on earth Mary Magdalene, and her daughter when people murdered the disciples that’s why they have a huge cathedrals built around their relics. Saint Peter has one of the largest cathedrals in the world. Yeah he didn’t like Mary Magdalene. You can see the painting in the last supper, he’s got his hand up to her throat like he’s trying to karate chopper cause he doesn’t want her to speak the tree so Magdalene died with Jesus that day basically even though she had a child that was born, they got married, but when he was crucified, so was she and his mother when you become married to someone you become one with them so what they do to your husband it’s kind of like if she hadn’t become pregnant. She probably would’ve committed suicide: Merry Christmas nothing like being in love and then somebody hangs your husband up on a cries, puts a 9 inch nail into their hands and then strips them of their robes, modest robes, and what did Jesus do wrong. He was telling people to not pay taxes on meat offerings first that’s what got him in trouble that made him have to hide in the wilderness before the Roman government discovered him because Jude betrayed him then it was also Peter too. He was in on that or else he wouldn’t have had so much money they totally used Jude as a scapegoat. Peter tried to show his loyalty to Jesus, but he betrayed him. That’s why you’ve got that Coldplay song. It makes sense. I don’t think that Saint Peter if he caused my name or something, I know Saint Peter won’t call my name. That’s cause they chopped his head off or something just like with my head on a silver plate like you’ve got people who are evil and not to be cannibals to kill the disciples of Jesus, but they were good people if they’re evil people killing good people like Jesus, and that shows how much evil there is in the world. What did Jesus too? He tried to tell people they should make bread. He made free bread. He made 5000 loaves of bread for people not because he was getting paid to because he was trying to teach them that they shouldn’t be cannibals and that they shouldn’t eat lambs. He told Peter to feed the lambs and then he went and made a bunch of bread , duh! He didn’t say eat a lamb chop with this bread , and Galilee, so why the heck does that lady even call her pet a lamb chop that is evil? Hey lamb, do you wanna dance with me before I kill you and chop you up and eat you do you like my false eyelashes, I stole them from Mr.Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street what is that lady’s problem? Hey everybody look at my cute little lamb : chop ! That is cruel then it’s just as cool as naming it mutton or naming it meatloaf hey this is my pet lamb. Its name is meatloaf cause it’s not gonna be a pet that much longer cause we’re gonna murder it and devour it. Yeah , merry Christmas.!
So folks, why don’t you make some pumpkin bread? OK Jesus was murdered trying to tell people that they shouldn’t pay taxes as simple as that that’s why you’ve got the Roman government in tax time in the month of April during the freaking month of Nissan. That’s the month of the Passover of the Jewish people you put the blood of the lamb above the door. It’s time to stop doing that we no longer need to sacrifice lambs. We should be friends with them so the Jewish people like had an issue with Jesus, trying to tell people they shouldn’t eat lambs that’s where they started having some friction they started getting problems because there were people becoming wealthy from selling the meat from them and the offerings they thought no we’re allowed to eat lambs. God said we can have Dominion over them not exactly. Moses was told not to eat the flesh or blood of any living thing given a list of foods of kosher & those that were not. Most people don’t even know what those are. You should not eat animals that are unclean like pigs ate unclean or eagles or turkeys or chickens because they have talons . And then it’s sad when people eat innocent animals like camels I think Gord and Michael Ramsey thought that because he went to Israel, he thought he would eat one of the three Wiseman’s ride back to their country. Their foreign country see if you go to a foreign country. It’s customary to try to not offend the people they offer food to you there but if they give you a dead camel, you should say no I’m not eating this. Thank you for all the bread and the couscous, the hummus the lentils in the olive oil and the cheese. I’m good with the steamed carrots. I don’t need to eat a camel. Some people think that they need to eat an ungulated dromedarian though that’s not very kind. They are mammals and they are nice animals. They are not mean animals. So it’s barbaric to do that so maybe Gordon was trying to impress people from a foreign country by not offending them but they were being ignorant of kosher law. I like the people of Morocco I loved going there, but I had vegetarian food with them other than a little bit of calamari. I might’ve had one piece of fish when I went to a Rabat because it was on the sea , Northern Africa end it reminded me of Galilee. I wish that Jesus was there making bread for us to be honest that he went to heaven and so I learned that he had a wife and maybe people from the council of NICEA in 325 A.D. with Constantine didn’t want people, knowing that Jesus had a family. They thought that because he was married to a lady that was formerly a concubine at the temple that maybe that would tarnish his reputation because his mother was a virgin, which is an extreme dichotomy to have to be born of a virgin birth, but then to be married to a prostitute formally, but she was actually a sacred temple priestess , so she had a lot of wisdom and she had a lot of wealth so she was actually able to buy that Spikenard oil which was sacred that she anointed Jesus with which Peter became angry was a year worth of wages. Jesus told Peter not to be angry at Mary Magdalene because she loved him more than the other disciples and she approved that to them by buying that and anointing him before he went to be crucified. He was saying she didn’t have anything to hide so she didn’t need to be guilty cause she quit being a prostitute just because she did that temporarily doesn’t mean that’s what she was forever. She became a holy person. She meditated in a cave in France before she was murdered, probably raped before she was murdered after the birth of her daughter Sarah, which means Princess or her name might’ve been Sophia, which means wisdom in Greek, the daughter of Jesus and Mary Magdalene root of gospel called the Pistis Sophia ( The wisdom of faith ) and so it’s about the darkness coming into the darkness, not being overwhelmed by not being consumed by it, but the darkness exist, but you have to overcome it. There’s a lot of good that can come from the gospels and reading the Bible. It’s Thomas was loved by God yet both Thomas and Mary Magdalene do not have their books in the king James version they did write a gospel but the most of the majority of Christians do not know about it. He want to know you can go get a copy as far as the noodles or Amazon there are 114 saying that Jesus said to Thomas that or not the king James version in the Bible probably because he was close to Mary Magdalene and it was very controversial. The founding fathers of the Catholic Church are the ones that tried to keep it a secret that Mary Magdalene was married Jesus now I would have no problem with those bloke they would stop sexually abusing little boys not that every bishop is a child abuser, but you shouldn’t have to go through a middle man to get to God and confess her sins to someone in Jesus says it’s not like that, but if that makes you feel better, you can always try to talk to a therapist, but that catholic priest isn’t going to forgive you. You have to forgive yourself and that’s between you and God that’s why so many people have an aversion to going to Catholic churches because they don’t want to be telling information to someone that they know is not really going to save their soul or something you have to live by example too to practice what you preach so if those bishops are not living an exemplary life or if they’re wrong and sexually abusing children, then that shouldn’t be allowed to happen people can think for themselves they can study. You don’t have to be religious to be a good person the 14 th Dalai Lama of Tibet said if you are not religious, then make kindness or religion, but sometimes you have to be raffle. That’s why Jesus flip the tables over of money changers exchanging coins because they were disobeying the laws of Yahweh as told to Moses they probably were eating unkosher food, and Jesus knew that there is corruption happening in Jerusalem and Rome a lot of it had to deal with look at how much Italian sausage they’re eating people are not supposed to be eating ham on Jesus’s birthday and holy Jewish holidays yeah then they started eating land and it’s become trendy to not cared about Jesus like I don’t like how some of the Jewish people think they are proud of their aversion to Jesus being the king. He was a good person and he was Jewish and he was appointed to be the king evil people who pretend like they had their throat slit right before Jesus’s birthday that pretend like and fake news that they’ve been murdered by their own son, who are Jewish are taking the spotlight off of the humble life of Jesus, and trying to make themselves look like they died, which is a hoax or some kind of an evil plot to make the holiday season not be Merry & bright like that would be the satanic influence of people in secret societies that worship Solomon perhaps who is a Jewish king that thought that there should be 700 lives or 300 concubines so if there’s people that believe that that needs to be the doctrine and they call themselves masons and I don’t want any of my family becoming a mason because they are their doctrine is wrong. It’s a good thing they have huge cathedrals that are made out of stone because if they didn’t, I might be tempted to drive a Kenworth truck through one of them buildings during their meetings and tell them ought to go get a different hobby they suck eggs ! Since I cannot do that and I’m not encouraging anybody to murder people, I would probably do it when the building was empty of people and then just ruin a perfectly good Kenworth of course but hey, you know when you’ve got people being idiots thinking it’s OK to have a secret brotherhood, but why why be dishonest with your wife and family? That’s just bullshit. You’ve gotta go into a building and you can’t bring your wife and your children with you. There’s something wrong if somebody tries to tell you hey come here in secrecy. We’re gonna teach you a secret handshake but we’re not gonna let your wife know what it is. I’d say well to hell with you dude. I’d be like Carlton do you like my happy dance? I’m gonna go show this to my wife now because I’m not trying to hide anything you freaks why be so secretive? What do they have like a secret handshake in the freemasonic temple ? Do they do they blast the song Doing the butt while blindfolded while everybody puts strap on and bumps each other in the arse blindfolded ? In the dark while they have a disco ball hanging from the ceiling ?
Is that their sacred initiation rite ? Do they turn the lights down low and blast Doing The Butt super loud on a loudspeaker like they do with a roller skating rink ? I’ve got hoes in different area codes by Ludacris. Are they like allowed to tell their wives like because if they can’t come to their meetings then what are they keeping a secret from their wife if they’re like worshiping Solomon in one room and he was a king the son of David that had 700 wives and 300 concubines are they blasting that sung by Ludacris? I’ve got hoes in different area codes. Is that many wives and that many concubines maybe they’re teaching people how to keep it a secret from their wife that they worship Solomon or something … I don’t know what the Freemasons believe it. It’s not like they’re having a secret Santa tonight and they’re all wrapping presents for each other. What do they give each other swift hams ? Or do they give each other like STD is because they pull their pants down or do they dry hump each each other blindfolded while singing the Star-Spangled Banner while walking backwards like playing pin the tail on the donkey ? Who knows what they do when those secret meetings I’d like to drive a Kenworth through the building though when they’re doing it but they’ve got this huge rocky cathedral so you can’t they built a fortress around the secrecy so then you gotta go in and become a member and then go buck wild on them. And start bucking him like a horse when you go to get initiated and see what the heck is this stupid shit for go, Johnny Knoxville jackass on him and just sit right on the floor and then put the poop under their eyes like war paint and go Natalie Portman On SnL and push the grand master out of the chair and pick up the damn chair and hit him over the head with it you might need two or three people to help you because it’s a pretty big wooden chair, but I’m sure you can ram into him like he’s a freak as if you’re like Ferdinand and the bull using your horns to ram into someone’s stomach I mean, I’m a great granddaughter of a Freemason and he said they showed up at my granddad’s funeral did some rite some weird secret, handshake or something like nobody knew what it was about and they were like OK they just should’ve uninvited. It’s not like they brought an apple Bundt cake … I don’t know what the Freemasons believe or why they have almost 32 levels or moves but so does Lohan ~ Ma Bu : Horse Stance with Two Punches , f • yew Grandmaster ShiteHead …..
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Yep, this is a real map from the Pentagon used to be in the Pentagon building he can see the ice and Greenland. It’s not even that big anymore. It’s melting. The sea level levels are rising pretty soon where I live. It’ll be covered in a tsunami wave within the next 30 years. I don’t think there’s a gorilla in the five animal style kung fu form but if I was at a free masonic temple, I’d go apeshit start beating my chest. Maybe I would shit all over the place. Tell them all to go home to their wives and children. 🦍🤪
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What do they listen to eff the police by N.W.A.? They can’t have their wives there so do they dry hump each other in the dark blindfolded ? I heard they do some weird shit. They probably get a camel and then they have beastery and jam their hands in the camels vagina and or in the butt yo their elbows or jam a wooden staff of Aclepsius in its butt and then they hopefully do not murder it and then eat it. Who knows what those people do? Could someone tell me? You can’t cause it’s a secret right? Oh that’s what’s wrong with that organization. Brother brotherhood it’s first thing they’re doing is trying to tell them not to be honest with their wives. Or do they have like a little sink there after they stick their fist up to their elbow into a camel vagina into a camel butt hole and then they wash their arms and that’s their sacred ceremony with soap and water , poor camels. What do they wait for the Christmas parade and then sneak one in through the door in Philly ? Or do they have one shipped by boat and then they bring it in once a year and they reenact to the three wisemen trying to betray Jesus, but then they saw how holy he was and then they didn’t tell King Herod where he was located, the last part of this sentence is true. They did not betrayed Jesus, but they were sent to. They bring him gold, frankincense, and myrrh . That was a gift for Mary, giving birth to Jesus and a major they followed the star of Bethlehem when they noticed how humble he was and how good of a child and how sacred it was, they did not steal the baby Jesus nor did they tell her the location of him so he grew up safely outside Jerusalem. And those three wisemen rode their camels back to their kingdoms probably Jordan and took the silk road back and said f yew Herod , because he tried to send them to give gifts as bribes so that they would naïvely Mary and Joseph bring baby Jesus right into the hungry lions mouth king Herod, but they didn’t bring Jesus back. They didn’t even go back to King Herod they went back to their houses to their kingdoms unless they went back to her and said oh well we don’t know where he is now he’s too holy to murder. You are a psychopath with your 300 concubines. Jesus’s parents only had their love for one another. They had a sacred marriage like Moses said people should have so you can hear you man whore from Solomon’s temple era. Trying to murder the firstborn children of Israel you make me want to poop on your floor. So they rode their camels back to their kingdoms , and they said f you, king Harrod f yew Jobu ! Because they knew he was the real king of Israel, because they saw the beautiful angel there that they called the star🌟 of Bethlehem ..Not this camel .No one should eat camels ,Gordon you are forgiven just this once the people in Morocco Berber families should not eat them either , I hope they know that because I care about these people I had vegetarian tajine steamed carrots and couscous mostly with bread and some cheese , I mostly bring my own protein protein bars in my backpack so that I could survive the adventure tour we went in Land Rover jeeps through the atlas mountains for three weeks. It was amazing. I would do it again.. . 
Happy camel not being eaten, In the Sahara desert, this is April Joines in 2002 in January, at 22 years old, riding a camel in Morocco , Northern Africa ! Mamadu : Twelve ….
So whatever those FreeMason people are doing, reminds me of Herod , why is Solomon’s temples so important to them and their 32 number a sacred symbolism and their two headed bald eagle, or whatever ?
Apple Fritter , or Cheese cake anyone want some bread , a good thing. Those Freemason buildings are made of stone around the sides. I would’ve drove a Kenworth through it. Listen to Metallica Enter Sandman 💥boom. Of course ,I’m not saying you should ever do that. It’s nice to use your imagination, but in real life don’t drive a Semi ~ Truck through a Freemasonic building, of course unless there’s no one in it, but you don’t want to harm yourself, but it’s always good to dream, right! So not all of the Freemasons are bad people I mean, I don’t know any personally I know of one I dropped my snap benefit card and my neighbor’s brother was one and he gave me my snap card. He could’ve tapped it or thrown it away, but he did something good not all Freemasons are bad. But I’m just saying if you have to keep a secret from your wife or your family and they can’t show up in a building with there’s something wrong with what they’re trying to do if you can’t be honest, and you have to invite a bunch of other people to keep secrets then what is sacred anymore? It’s not like they’re all getting together and making bread. Jesus did that out in the opening gallery maybe they should turn the free masonic temple into one of those shows like who can make the most best bread on Netflix or something like is it cake and then the judges sit in the chair and they have to taste all of the cakes and if anyone poops in a fruit cake or poops in a pie, they are automatically disqualified isn’t that right Carlton , and of course he says yes, of course especially because some of those secret societies might sexually abuse their own granddaughters later on putting on the Ritz ! So by all means, let’s turn the masonic temple into a new breadmaking venue for the next filming of is it cake in the Ionian Room with that huge mural Of Moses with the Ten Commandments , Just turn it into a studio where people can have a cake making bread, making competition put little ovens in there in a film crew and then they can no longer have their secret meetings, cause everybody has to eat bread or something and go home with bread pudding if they can’t bring the kids in the room to have some with them then there’s something wrong with that because ya know we should just be honest, humble and nourish ourselves. Omg with no pig swine of course. Someone tell this Amish quaker people to keep making the granola but quit slaughtering the pigs. Tell these people in Chinatown in Philadelphia quit having pork on their Chinese menu and go with plant based. Yep 😋🍞🐣💗🤣
Dream a little dream ….
Like Tori Amos says in boys for Pele ,
Okay , maybe one day Jesus will come back and listen to space grass by the band Clutch from West Virginia and drive one through the building. Maybe he’ll drive it through the one cathedral in reunion France after he runs into the freaking wooden doors of the Rennes Le Château in Southwrn France and retrieves Mary Magdalene’s skull out of that place encased surrounded by Golden Cherubim , and why does it look like there is a lady hanging up on a cross that has boobs in the back it looks like they’ve covered her in some kind of silver , like the tin man from the Wizard of Oz ? Hmm why do people have a picnic there?
Well folks , it’ll be a cold day in hell when monkeys fly out of my ass ! Especially like the ones from the Wizard of Oz castle … yeah they make this building so that Kenworth trucks can’t drive through them . So what will the Trojan horse be?
You can use your imagination! You can always bring a fruit cake there with a bomb inside of it , yep fruitcake made by Rambo in Italy … and you can set it down right next to that Satan looking statue and blow that shit up when there’s no one in there of course …. and then say goodbye to the people having a picnic in the backyard like Karina Ladet or should I say Ladebt who charges people $666 in and three separate payment plans all for selling your soul to the devil to learn about the sacred feminine being repressed. What do you get on that adventure fly to France sleep in a cabin? What do they do camp out at Ridley 🎹 château in the chapel where Mary’s skull is located if that even is her school or what’s hanging up in the courtyard? Is that a woman or is that Jesus with boobs? Did Jesus get a boob job or is that Mary Magdalene covered in silver? What am I talking about not talking about the 10 man in the Wizard of Oz folks? What do they get with their 666 payment plan three separate times let’s see are they drinking the blood of lambs what’s on the menu in their picnic in their courtyard fresh murdered baby lambs, I bet you they have a little cabins there that the women when they’re sleeping, get drugged and raped by evil bishops and then they all get to go home pregnant with the demon babies in America and then they can’t get abortions so they have to raise their children and Lewiston , Maine as a Demon and they have to keep it a secret that their dad is some creepy dude that raped them and Renzel Château that looks like Dracula, but his real name is Dennis M Grenier , he didn’t die in 1954. He just pretended that he died in 2024 on January 30 but he likes to sneak up on children with pocket knives on school playgrounds. He couldn’t wait to get on the plane with those women and meet them at the chapel in France wearing his usual dark black clue or cloak of brown colored Doodoo. There’s Jesus is not in that cathedral folks looks to me like there’s a woman hanging up on a cross.
Pontius Pilate the man that was partially responsible for Jesus being crucified played underneath those trees. That’s why they are symbolic. … Omg
It’s like do something normal and get out and make some Christmas cookies
People make wreaths at Christmas time out of this tree Taxus Baccata / Cuspidata yew
Is poisonous would kill a Toothless Dragon  so you definitely don’t want this tree around your kids Or your pets or near your front porch but why do they have a 35 foot tall in at Rennes Le Château shall we ask Karina Ledet while she’s having a picnic outside just totally ignoring that silver thing up on the cross ? What is she eating brie with the blood of a virgin in a cup? $666 thrice , in payments for a sacred women retreat sounds more like a Satanic holiday that we should not be celebrating during Christmas time of course let’s hope she was just joking. She does live in France near a castle. Shall we pass the bread while we ignore the image up on the cross or should we go get a Kenworth and a wrecking ball and then drive-through they made that building of stone it cannot be destroyed. That’s how evil it is. Makes me want to get it, L.L. Bean tent, and camp out in the caves. That’s why they found Mary Magdalen in a cave in France because she didn’t want to to circulate people when she left to limp you into England. The Knight’s Templar has helped her and her daughter. Then her daughter married to Frank King, which is why there are 60 kings and queens at Saint Dennis Chapel and reunion in France. I guess they’re waiting to have a big family reunion when Jesus comes back within the next. I don’t know 300 to 700 to 1300 years … or 3 to 7 to 13 Generations . Omg ….. does anyone see the boobs on that cross Jesus doesn’t have boobs the last I remember I think they found Mary Magdalene praying in a cave after her daughter got married. She just wanted to remember the things that Jesus taught her but then they raped her like cut her head off and then put her dismembered body in that chapel, which is why I think Dagoberts temple says something like( this place is terrible ) because it is …. Those are boobs, dude maybe her skull isn’t in their chapel after all. Those evil people straight up, murdered Mary Magdalene I don’t know why you get the impression. It is her It’s the most evil thing see it they think it sees, but it’s really a man . At least they didn’t cut her head off, then whose skull is in the chapel ? Maybe is the man who murdered her , idk , though she is on the cross . That is a huge Taxus Baccata Tree , 25-33 ft tall 
This is really sad. You can see this is a lady and it kinda looks like the way that they drew a painting of her and Leonardo da Vinci’s Last Supper you see a beautiful, happy girl with Jesus leaning Peter has his hand up to her throat because he’s basically that’s a symbol for cutting someone off from communication you can see that she looks like a gentle soul with long hair yet you can clearly see that she was not loved by Peter : 
Leonardo Da Vinci ‘s Last Supper 🔝
See to the left of Jesus there is a man where not Dylan is and she’s sitting to the right side of Jesus to our left side, though looking at the painting so the man that got his hand up to her throat it is not a gesture of kindness folks!
Rennes Le Chateau , the one on the Cross has breasts or boobs This is not a man , this is not AI. This is Mary Magdalene. Probably her skull is not in that chapel. This is the wife of Jesus and she gave birth to her daughter named Sophia or Sarah. Means Princess and Hebrew so when Jesus was crucified around Easter it’s when we celebrate that but he was born in March. He was a Pisces why do they celebrate Jesus’s birthday then December 25 it’s only three days after the winter solstice symbolically I guess winter things die like trees and they don’t grow back until the spring time in Easter around March 21 or April 21 when it’s spring after the solstice and daffodils start coming out tulips start blossoming little lambs are born on Jesus says do not harm lambs . But he had a wife they didn’t want people to know that so that’s why I’m putting that in this Christmas writing because the greatest you can gift you can have is the truth. Though the truth isn’t always easy to find sometimes people won’t tell you the truth. Sometimes you have to find it yourself sometimes other people give us a hint or a glimpse of the truth. Well, this is staring right at us folks If you ever wondered if tease had a wife, this place is called a church of Mary Magdalene who do you think is up on that cross? It’s not Jesus. Jesus didn’t stay on the cross. He went up to heaven God and the angels took him up after the amount of olives. The first person he saw was Mary Magdalene and Thomas. They wrote their own gospel, not included in the king James version but there are written manuscripts and you can get copies of this on Amazon , thank God. Because Jesus cared about marrying mandolin, it’s the council of Nicea that didn’t want people to know that he had a wife, but why would God say be fruitful multiply✖️ that is a symbol of Mary Magdalene 3 X ‘s representing the bloodlines yet also the color red representing the bloodlines that she had with Jesus unfortunately, these days because of satanic people the symbol XXX is now associated with pornographic content they really should cover her up ! Jesus told Mary to be modest. He would never approve of her being crucified. That’s why they did that. If he ever came back and saw this, he would be devastated. Maybe that’s why they put it there because people are so evil that they found out who Jesus was they would probably show him this place just to torment him the people who put it there, I wonder who they are clearly the enemies of Jesus and his bloodlines well folks I wish I could take her down. Her spirit( nous ) is in heaven, of course. You can read her gospel this next time he celebrate spring time. I’m eating a Reese’s peanut butter egg 🪺 . I’m writing this because I saved one in my refrigerator now that Christmas time I’m gonna have to wait to buy some more Easter eggs until the spring time so folks try to focus on happy things don’t lie to your children and tell them some fake Batman wearing a red devil suit is gonna come down your chimney and he won’t eat your children if you make them cookies tell him Jesus had a wife had a daughter that had a family there’s a chapel in France called St Dennis Cathedral maybe he had his head decapitated cause he was gonna tell people the truth. St, Peter didn’t like very Magdalen very much. To be honest, he didn’t like women very much. He didn’t like Jesus liking women if he was the king of Israel, that’s why he betrayed. Jesus Magdalene was his closest companion. It does say in the Bible Jesus often kissed her on the mouth because they were married, why would God tell Abraham to multiply in the children of Israel but not let his own son become married with a wife. I mean it’s honestly absurd to keep a secret that he had a wife and so the king James version doesn’t have information about the gospel. It’s a simple is that I mean all of the gospels it’s all of them except for Magdalene and Thomas. I’m not talking about Thomas the Choo Choo Train . Maybe Peter went to France and murdered her  he went to Corinth, possibly in Athens, Greece, but that’s not far from France and if he did go, there probably wouldn’t be a record of it because he wouldn’t want to be associated with being her murderer. But he did have a huge cathedral Alexa did Saint Peter have a huge cathedral in Rome is the largest Christian church in the world with a capacity of 60,000 covering an area of 5 acres and that is not even counting the Piazza what happened to Saint Peter after Jesus went to heaven on the amount of olives I don’t know that one Alexa what happened to Saint Peter after Jesus was crucified from cora.com before Christ died when Jesus was telling his disciples that they would all run and Hyde Peter boldly announced that he would never leave. Peter said unto him, though I should die with the yet will I not deny the Matthew 2635 Alexa how did Saint Peter feel about Mary mandolin from cora.com there is nothing in the New Testament that suggest any kind of a relationship between Peter and Mary Magdalene after she witnesses the resurrected Jesus she has not mentioned again in the scriptures that is because she disappeared and left and went to England and then she went to France. Alexa, what did Jesus say about Mary Magdalene giving him Spike nerd or anointing from S.org as she has done what she could she has anointed my body beforehand J for burial is that Mary Magdalene was loved by Jesus from.com 1513 reads greater love have no man than this that a man laid down his life for his friends. This follows on the heels of John 316 for God, so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son. Alexa did Jesus Saint Mary Magdalene love him more than the other from.com 1513 reads greater love has no man than this. Where does it say in the Bible that Jesus kiss Mary on the mouse.com the idea that Jesus kissed Mary Magdalene on the mouth comes mainly if not exclusively from the gospel of Philip, a non-canonical document roughly dated from the late second century to the mid third century ever made a king the disciple questions.org the disciple named Philip was along with Peter and Andrew from Beth Sada in Galilee 44, 1221 Jesus called Philip and then Philip went and find Nathan & told him about Jesus.   the idea that Jesus kissed Mary Magdalene on the mouth comes mainly if not exclusively from the gospel of Philip, a non-canonical document roughly dated from the late second century to the mid third century. So it’s true that they were together but the gospel of Philip or it says somewhere in the Bible I’m not sure what book it was
- Mary as “Companion”: The text calls Mary Magdalene Jesus’ “companion,” or “mate,” and states he loved her more than other disciples, causing them to question him.
- Symbolic Meaning: Jesus’ response to the disciples’ jealousy highlights Mary’s spiritual understanding, comparing her to one who sees the light while others remain in darkness,
- Most of Mary Magdalene’s gospels were like the Pistis Sophia she was talking about the teachings that Jesus was talking about the darkness within the darkness, and then there’s a light within the light, though while other people were in the darkness, she always was in the light, but that was spiritual like the void when people talk about those things so if Peter did not like Mary, it’s possible which he didn’t really like Mary And most women with Jesus, being mostly surrounded by male disciples, and she being the only female that he would have spiritual transmissions too. There were some of the like the painting, the times that Jesus and Mary Magdalene were together and other times that he was with Thomas for example, they would write down the words that Jesus said so 114 sayings were written down by the gospel of Thomas yet it’s not included in the king James version of the Bible, so there are different religious texts that are in the canonical writings of the catholic traditions. I haven’t found any because I didn’t grow up Catholic so I don’t know exactly what they are. I can only say that I’ve read my Christian Bible from the KJV version with my Grandad giving me his Bible studying that Bible and first originally a small children’s Bible that I had so I’m thankful for that understanding but it seems like somebody might’ve had it out for Mary And. They didn’t treat her very kindly toward the end of her life. She looks like she died very young and it looks like they suspended her up on a cross, which might’ve been petrified because they covered in some kind of a silver glaze. Which might explain why people keep trying to advertise people go there, but then they don’t realize that she’s really up on the cross. It’s kind of a startling realization that it might be her. I’m not sure though. It’s just my own suspicion. Since there were people that thought I was marrying Magdalene I am not because I am not someone that lived 2000 years ago. I am April so 2026 years ago I may have lived another life, but I feel like I live lives in Asia I , too resonate with Jesus, but I also resonate because I grew up as a Christian so I wouldn’t necessarily say that I am her. I’ve written a song about her I can resonate with what she went through being a dancer in the adult entertain entertainment industry. So it’s not uncommon to they have most women feel that they can identify more with Mary Magdalene because she was female so we’re married. That’s why the Catholic religion is more feminine oriented, but the teachings of Christianity. The secret teachings were given to Mary Magdalene. That’s where her writings are different than the other gospels and that’s why they didn’t put them in the Bible because they’re so profoundly different. I have read the gospel of Mary Magdalene part of it and the PISTIS Sophia , but it’s interesting that Peter was given this great huge trouble like the biggest cathedral in the world yet Mary was given a small little place in France and it looks like she’s hanging up on a cross , wow ! Martyred ….
Clearly Mary Magdalen , and then you have this tree this poisonous tree that is symbolic of Pontius pilot murdering Jesus so with King Herod the tree is bad for animals so I was saying if I had a dragon from the how to train your Dragon movie it wouldn’t be good for him to chew on this tree because he could die from poisoning from it !
And so it shouldn’t be so close to people’s houses and so this is a parody post about that! Lol , O 🙂
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Have some Bailey Irish cream 🍦 from Haagen ~ Daaz … 
Happy Holidays & Happy Hanukkah ! 🕎 Godspeed 🪽
Peace ,
April Joines
Then Jesus went on to go study and Jerusalem I’m asking the priest questions why they were not obeying kosher law. He flipped over the tables and the money changers told him to quit burning offerings because Moses didn’t need that to go to heaven anymore bride was a sacred of all of the offering some moose sacred for the 12 tribes to visual it even says so in the Bible, each loaf of bread, symbolic of the 12 tribes of Israel we are not supposed to eat peoples bodies when Jesus said this bread is me at the wilderness in the last supper he said symbolically you’re not supposed to literally eat the flag of Jesus maybe Anthony Hopkins made that movie with that other guy to be in it because he really thinks that he’s supposed to eat people that is seriously ill , he shouldn’t have gotten words for such an evil production or made $272 million from the 19 million budget budget that they had then they just perpetuate more evil . People shouldn’t be eating swift yams on Christmas Day. Jesus came to your house. He wouldn’t eat that he would probably be upset that you were eating it because no one is supposed to be eating ham it is forbidden to it is considered unclean and unkosher ,  so the best so the best thing you could do is to try to make a vegetarian or vegan diet at least if you’re going to eat meat actually I don’t recommend it at all, but don’t eat ham, red beef or chicken. The Bible says not to eat animals that have talons : chickens & turkeys do , so you should try to get plant based options alternatives to meat from animals … plant based proteins : Gardein , morning star farms , impossible foods , beyond meat , ect ! Quorn brand .
Have a good happy, merry holidays and make food for people that is vegetarian. I mean, that is plant based that doesn’t have the flesh or the blood of any living animal.
So here are some good recipes enjoy for some bread without poop in it or is pumpkin roll ! When I stayed with my grandparents, we ate a lot of vegetarian food and I made a pumpkin roll for Thanksgiving. It’s pretty much just bread and cream cheese. You can try a vegan option. Says since Jesus was basically trying to teach people to be good we might as well make sure that we don’t eat ham on Christmas or on Easter cause I’m pretty sure you’re flip your table over and also Mary would if she hadn’t been murdered. I guess that’s why the Catholic Church wants to keep it a big ole secret since Council of Nicea 325 AD … Have a blessed and happy day everyone !
Peace & Blessings ,
April Joines ( Melody )
Bless you all !
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Well , thanks for reading. Have a happy holiday…. make sure you don’t put any evil silver tinsel on your tree so that your dogs don’t get sick when your cats don’t get sick from it because that stuff is toxic ! Omg …
Blessings ,
April Joines
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