By April T Joines

9/18/25

Oscar The Grouch /Laissez Faire George 

Just ask George to stay on his side of the street not to come over to Oscar sides he does not like a snake in his trashcan! Lol 

Just ask George , 

To leave his cracker jacks popcorn box with Devil fake tattoo  at home and not offer Tootsie rolls anymore to children and to make sure he take many Vienna cans of sausages   leave out of our trashcan, cause he wants no more of those coming into his dumpster , says Smiling Happy Worm 🐛 

Peace , 

God bless you , 

If you try to say, God bless you and the Friends language of France it sounds like the word, juju bee!

You be crazy George juju be crazy trying to give little children Tootsie Roll and you’re not to give them lollipops in motel on route one in front of life at night with little black Sambo  in your car  anymore , he is in heaven now, so I have a message for you. We have a message for you, Oscar the Grouch and happy worm, Mr. George of the jungle.

We have two words for you and that’s all we are going to say before we tell you you better find Jesus really soon and leave little kids alone and only talk to your own and be a good person from now on or we will definitely be never ever allowing you to ever be in this town anymore You are a crazy juju so we have one word for you to actually before we go back to New York while we are visiting you in Freeport we just wanted to send this telegram to you. 

So here is what we have to say to you, Mister Vienna, eatin too many pig swine sausages  too many, and cabinet need to poop after eat a pig’s butt l  need to poop pig out of butt because he ate too many Niku and shouldn’t keep his hands anywhere near the children, or we shut down your barbershop and then we turn your barbershop into creepy Medusa shop where people can buy fake snakes that are for sale that look like things and get big plastic rubber type door hammers for sale for children so that they can beat you over the head when they walk down the sidewalk on their way to school and if you were outside on your front porch, if you were so lucky to be able to still live in the town of Freeport be good to your wife no more candy to children and no more barbershop for you. All you can do is go to the store and buy food and go home and no more poop enough freaking no more pigs out of you if you go to the store and buy every single will be in a sausage. Can that they have in that store and fill them in your cabinet and eat them. You might die of food poisoning and maybe that is what you should do what you did to little Sambo , and don’t you be looking for a trashcan to throw them in across the street is April’s aunt house because you will not be putting any of those sausage cans in  my aunts trashcan  because you will not be going over to her side of the street anymore. You will stay on your side of the street and you will get a holy Bible and throw the satanic ones away and a trashcan that I am not in. I recommend doing that ASAP. and from now on, you will follow the 10 Commandments in the kosher laws after you eat about a dozen cans of being a sausages and maybe you will die from food poisoning and that might be what you deserve because Moses said people should not be eating fine and why do you have so many cans of those in your cabinet anyway you freaking monster nobody wants Tootsie Roll and nobody wants your creepy Tootsie roll pops and Tootsie Rose or your cracker job or your box of cracker jack, so no more! 

Vio Condios !  you freaking crazy Barber Laissez Faire George , your days of giving children, tootsie rolls, and cracker jacks are over, so it’s time to take out the trash, Mr. 

Time to take out those Satanic Bibles  and throw them in the garbage, let’s go let’s go throw out trash now if you don’t throw out those  satanic Bibles we will throw you in the dumpster , and we will put you on a crazy train, and you will no longer be railroad Porter, pretending to be barber with his crappy freaking pig, butt food coming out of his flying out of his butthole each day, making the whole town  smell like pig death in a can that pig should not have been murdered to be put inside because it’s against the  law of no now listen to me you disgusting 45 to 50 year-old men should not be trying to give little five year-old girls Tootsie rolls and crackerjacks to try to touch or feel they be in a sausage private part that has pig snot on it so go away stay on your side of the street and throw out that trash now . Adios stay on stay on your side of the street amigo!

VAMONOS take the Satanic bible to trash now…..I not go with you though because I take happy worm to ice ice cream to store to buy ice cream cake for my birthday! 🎉 🥳 

Stay on Your Side of The Street Mister . 

Via Condios, Not Satan ! ⚠️

Your Not Friend , 

Oscar The Grouch 

Happy Hanukkah , everyone ! Go make challah bread and do not eat pigs on Christmas 

P.S.

F• Yew Jobu ~ Butiniku ! No Jew Bu eat Pork Chop , To eat Pig Flesh of Pigs is UnKosher 

Peace Out ! 

Time to Take the Trash Out ⚠️