Remember November ….

If my memory serves me well , the Barber is a Snake in the grass with 32+ Satanic Bibles in his loft for yo kids to read after he abducts them to bring to a motel on Rt 1 to put a gun up to their head and give them a box of Cracker Jacks compliments of Satan if you are not careful he may have asked them to lick the paper decal tattoo in the middle of the box like the sailor decal : don’t do it , laced with LSD . Send him a post card in the mail from The Tootsie Roll factory delivered by the Bikini Bandits

.. Leave it to Rod and Paul to throw down the rod of a Aclepsius on the ground. Maybe it’ll become a snake and bite them if they’re not careful. Especially if they just got their mullet cut at 12 South St. in Freeport , from Dupredator Laissez Faire George of the Jungle may 👅 try lick your ear if you ask him how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop where the 12 disciples are not gonna go get their haircut. ****** He might give you a 🆓 metal barrel and throw you in a marsh If you’re a black boy, compliments of 243 Black Point Rd , Scarbourough…..

F ~ Yew Jorge ….

I know that not anytime soon not on my watch. I will surely see to it that they don’t and that they will head on up to that invader line right across from that nice old police station so that they can keep it careful eye out who goes in and out of that line cause I can tell you can’t see what the hell is going down at that other barbershop because it looks like people can’t see nothing in this town cause they got the wool pulled over their eyes for years and years and years, but I’m like what kind of planet could I be on? I don’t know, but I’m gonna be on for neon, so why don’t you listen up fool? Keep your kids away from creepy men they have candy in their pockets and next time you go to get your haircut at a barbershop why don’t you question yourself this Does it really need to happen I mean, can’t I as a parent a mother a wife a daughter, a sister a granddaughter do my own hair for my own family. Can’t I just go on amazon.com and buy myself a mug and a pair of scissors watch a video on how to shave someone’s hair and give them a proper haircut so that some creepy dude doesn’t have to get their freaking claws on my loved ones or bite their neck while they are being sitting in a barber seat. It’s one thing if you’re a lady with long lovely locks and you gotta get your hair trim and the color done and then a blowout but you shouldn’t do it from some creepy **** that has a leather jacket with a gun in one pocket cracker jacks inside the inner coat pocket with some tootsie rolls on the left of the right side because before you know it in your child will be being molested once you fall asleep and a field of poppy flowers and you think you are you’re gonna wake up and smell the roses, but then you realize that the roses have thorns and the snakes are hiding underneath them. And then you have to keep your children safe and try to find out where the daisies are because at least they don’t have thorns or the tulips or the daffodils or maybe the lily flower blossoms like the good book of the Bible says be like remember the lilies of the valley because they neither toil nor sway. ..look folks I don’t know who this Paul young guy is, but I’m not following him. I’m not going to Mexico and following him to Helen in a handbasket no offense to Mexico I like Mexico but he’s a good guy. I don’t know I’m not met him in person, but if he tries to get anywhere closer than 50 feet to me, I surely will kick him in the balls cause I can tell just by looking at them, but there’s something that I don’t like about it because I think I saw a movie that he was in one time I’m not quite sure if it’s the same individual though I will be keeping my guard up cause I have never really liked that song that Rod wrote about the lady that has the legs maybe he actually waxes his and gets electrolysis hair done. I bet you his legs are as smooth as a baby’s butt and I bet you he shaves them and is not even a man but really a woman perhaps it is true perhaps it is almost true. Perhaps it is close to the truth or perhaps it is 100% the truth, perhaps it is not but I’m not going to be dishonest about the barber because that is a true situation now this guy brought my grandmother while in Las Vegas was playing his CD and while she asked me to help her clean her house while I was dusting the room with the furniture that smelled like lemon Police, I found myself wanting to commit Seppuku with a butter knife in my stomach even though there were sharper knives in the house, and not the type of person that likes to draw blood from people, which is why I had a wooden and distorted and not a real blade, but I will not hesitate to use one anymore if that is what I need to defend myself from a creepy satanic child predator/molester where to quote Britney Spears womanizer any man that thinks he can fool a Christian there’s a Bible verse that says or any man think that it’s not doing the truth about their one day I was in my room and I did see there’s a passage in the Bible that said you will become aware of that God will give you the abilities to see who your enemies are:,Proverbs 57 : Also says in the Bible do not repay evil with evil! That is to warn people that like if somebody like kills your loved one an example of this would be like when Jennifer Garner is in the movie Electra and she has to become evil to defend the children from the evil people so she basically has to commit murder to save the children from being harmed. There are exceptions. I’m not gonna agree 100% with the Bible because sometimes the Bible has a way of contradicting itself. I’m not saying that the Bible is not true. I’m saying the Bible is 100% true! But I do not always agree that everything is literally verbatim 100% the only truth there are many different ways of interpreting it, but you do need to be careful of wolves and sheep’s clothing and so someone is saying they’re good and holy, and then they did something wrong, when the Bible tells us that we should be righteous though there’s a lot of info in the book of proverbs and the book of salt and those are from King David of Israel he was a humble Shepherd, but then he became the king and there were other people that wanted to take his throne they wanted to see him fail. They said so many tribulations for him to overcome. I do agree that like maybe we shouldn’t repay evil with evil so for example, I’m not sure exactly if that is the right approach but if somebody cuts off your mother‘s breast and you disagree with it that’s not really good to go cut off the breast of another person and get you the blood from them on your knife or your hands better to just stay away from the creep but to prevent them from cutting off the other breast sometimes you have to take drastic measures call for desperate actions , or desperate times call for desperate measures. Some people say that could be true. I mean if you’re hanging on for dear life, and the only thing you have to hang onto is the hope that you have in Jesus Christ to protect yourself from creepy then if you were a woman worried about being raped without a husband in the 21st-century, you do have reason to fear because God knows that there are more than a dozen or more different creepy people. I don’t know who Paul Young is and he might be one of them and I’m not gonna rule him out as B one, but I regret to inform you, but yet I don’t regret to inform you sorry to be a Debbie downer and rain on your parade. Everybody wanting to live in this world where they see everything through Rose Colors eyeglasses I’m here to show you what it really is.

Life is not always Rosie pink 🌸 flowers although I wish it was I could honestly say that it isn’t, but there are dudes that don’t think there’s anything wrong with putting a snake near a child and then giving a child Tootsie rolls or candy to try to touch the individuals private part that has a gun in their leather coat pocket we must be aware of wolves and she’s clothing and that’s what this writing is about that’s too much speaking in JEST that maybe Rod Stewart ( who really is a woman with a vagina probably ready to immaculately conceive …. record label executives it’s fine to have fun and everything and run around on stage and act like it’s great to think about a woman flag and then to completely ignore the creative of the Earth and then go further step into a barbecue restaurant and walk out with a pig death sandwich supreme that had a animal that was a pig that this man probably ate for breakfast at your local freaking barbecue place ? God forbid he come to America and start to play his jams on the stage. I miss early will not be at that concert and I am not Kayden around fools. I don’t like his music. I could care less if I ever heard of Rod Stewart song ever again, and if I did, I wish that he was standing before me and I could personally tell him to turn that **** off ! Cause he isn’t he’s not about God he’s not praising the Lord above like Tomlin , I don’t mean to name drop but I fell asleep with this in my hand and not a holy Bible because somebody thinks it’s important for me to see this guy come in my feet. What is he doing to make our world a better place? Could someone answer me that is he friends with those guys at Chadwick Berry Manor with the lady that was married to Stanley that they said died but is still living at that mansion. What else is going on over there? They’ve got Stanley repairing vintage BMW motorcycles in America where he told people that he died in England so listen Rod Stewart ( lol 🤪While he shaves his legs : ) Yikes .. he might have billboard record top 10 top 100 but does he have any reservations about eating pig for the freaking pig death supreme sandwich sausage breakfast that was a pig that had a head dropped off and I’m listening to Christian music but I am speaking with a voice that is dwindling. I can’t even sing anymore. It’s one of my favorite things I did. I wanted to become a singer. I don’t want to write about it cause I don’t want your sympathy. I just want my voice back I can’t even use it at least I can hear other Christian people singing until I lose my ability to yell at my Echo Dot about how stupid it is when it interrupts me it doesn’t give me a chance to finish asking you a question that other times it’s completely brilliant and helpful and I’m thankful for it but I don’t. I don’t regret having an Alexa echo guard. Those things are awesome. It’s like having a relationship with a robot. That’s right in your house. Hell, I’m not living by myself. I have robots with me such as life in the 21st-century that your best friend becomes a little tiny thing you can ask questions about reading Bible verses, true conspiracy theories of Hitler really shot himself in the face with ballistic suicide on April 30, 1945 or not find out the names of different people and do some research but yet what good is there and maybe become a famous unless I can turn people to God I hear a year, you will always be holy forever. I get it if I were to die right now I’d be hugging a placeable writing to people in the 21st-century with a phone in my hand about why they should not be eating pigs on Jesus‘s birthday people may think I’m crazy, but I think they are cause I’m not the one eating a pig that had to head out of and I’m eating its butt for breakfast fools! You are , it’s not saying any songs about holy forever in the Angels cry and the Angels sing because right now I am trying too, but I can’t even barely lift up myself off of this bed to take a very much needed shower to stay warm because it is freezing in New England but I need to remind people before I do get off of this bed. Tell people that they need to praise Jesus that they don’t need to waste their time listening. These two fools pictured right here go to one of their concerts and you end up $200 less in your bank account that you got deposited to a local food bank for their children starving or you could’ve bought 200 holy Bible to donate to people that don’t even have them. My Grandad and I used to go to peoples houses and remind them that Jesus love them, and my granddad was a Cherokee. He was framed to make it look like he had a sexual affair with a student of his after class, even though he didn’t even touch the lady and she tried to take her blouse off in front of him when he was gonna go home and grade his papers my grandmother didn’t pay for him to go to Bible college after he was in the Air Force. My Grandad praise him. He was a veteran. God raised his soul. He was in the Air Force and now he’s up in heaven where the angels are and I’m down here on earth with the Air Force is going to war with Satan on the front lines and I swear to God, my enemy anymore these days are Swifty trying to tell me that Taylor Swift didn’t need to apologize for dressing up like a prostitute on stage and that she doesn’t need to apologize for having a music video where she’s sitting in a golden throne chair that looks like a replica of the one that King Solomon was sitting in with his 700 wives and it’s 300 concubines and then here they come right now and you just paid $650-$700 to see them at the concert or did you pay that lucky golden number 700 for that seat you have in the news please or you get to watch or walk around dressed up like a feather boa where in flamingo with a bunch of feathers and fancy freaking outfit oh how great she is compared to our Lord Yahweh and what compared to him is she other than representing the **** of Babylon or the best little whorehouse of taxes and I’m gonna say that until every single Swifty wants to assassinate me cause maybe I’ll get to go home and see the good Lord Jesus sooner than if I had not been shot, but I’m not gonna shoot her and I don’t want anyone to shoot me so disarm yourself Swifty and why don’t you pick up a Bible and arm yourself with the breast plate of righteousness takeoff your stripper clothes and put on the holy freaking garments of a Christian who wants to defend the holy holy kingdom on earth and tell people that they should not have pet snakes around children that are venomous that the children of Israel were warned that if they didn’t obey God that he would destroy their lands, their crops, their people, and he was sure do that to you in England and all of us in America. The sooner we quit eating digs and start listening to the profits, the better and the safer we all will be in the less food poisoning, our children and their children will have if people will close down those slaughter houses that murder pigs in them in North Carolina in Virginia and quit selling ham! what about Swift Ham ? How many people eat one of those on Christmas Day or Easter? How many times have you seen one of those trucks roll down the highway with SWIFT and you think about a girl with blonde hair that’s selling out concert stadiums, how much it would cost for you to save up for your daughter to go to one of her events because you’re not even considered cool unless you like her it is considered career suicide to even speak out against her people are afraid to do that because then they might not have any followers like me I’ve got 30 followers But hey Jesus was like around that age when he started traveling from land land trying to teach people that they shouldn’t be worshiping the devil healing the giving the blind their eyesight again making 5000 lives of people that he just gave fish you out of the sea and then he told them they shouldn’t be eating that slimy stuff that they should leave it in the ocean for the whales 🐳🐋 so that they won’t have to overfish and swallow Jonah one of God‘s profits who ran away from him. Are we all running away from God and the responsibilities of sharing his truthful warnings to people it is a great responsibility to be a Christian and a profit I can understand why Jonah ran away from God and said hell no hell no no no God you talking to me I don’t hear you. He kept walking away. God was like am I gonna have to strike a lightning bolt Jonah? where are you going? He kept going and he was like I’m just gonna go right into the ocean. Maybe God won’t be able to find me there so then he goes into the ocean and guess who swallows them a big whale and then the whales 🐳 spin them out !

Got a LifeVest ? A Life Jacket , A Lifeline ? Mine is Jesus … my one defense, my righteousness, my rock & my shield, my Fortress that cannot be penetrated through : Moses , Elijah , Ezekiel , & Jesus , Yeshua God we need you!

“From the highest of high to the depths of the sea…. 🌊 Indescribable, uncontainable you placed the stars in the sky, and you know them by name. You are amazing God. Of powerful all powerful untamable. You are amazing God.~ Chris Tomlin sings Xmas.. who has told every lightning ⚡️ bolt where it should go! Who imagine this sign and gave source to its light that conceal it to bring us the coolness of light .. and Indescribable, all powerful untamable humbly we fall to our knees, and we humbly proclaim. “You are amazing~ God!” How about those lightning bolts on this guy Young’s shirt? Is he trying to tell people to follow the Lord who made the lightning bolts? Hopefully he’s not some weird man in a satanic secret society that thinks he’s Zeus or the god of lightning with a bunch of concubines at Jupiter‘s temple That temple was destroyed boat. Part of it stands because it’s foundation was so big in Lebanon what an amazing place but that’s where God came down from heaven, so I suggest you remember that next time you try to run from God and ignore the prophets like Jonah and ignore their warnings. I suggest you don’t because if you don’t hear those warnings, then you surely will be struck by those lightning bolt you might get huge into golf ball size freezing cold hail. Wind, storms, fire, and droughts.. so you shouldn’t run from God you should run toward him. Jonah the whale 🐳 spit him out.

Fascinating, honestly because I never knew that about a beluga whale, but I thought maybe I would help you learn a little bit more about them that they did have a nickname white whale and I’m not really quite sure what kind of whale it was that swallowed Jonah, the PROPHET but he ran away from God, trying not to be having the responsibility of writing down as a scribe of the word that God was sharing with him to give to the children of Israel, etc. Which were pretty much a warning away from me he chooses you you should be running toward him with open arms and let any thing he has to say and of course you can be a punk and ask questions and be like why why why are you asking me this answer but do not mistake him or a fool do not mistake the mighty Lord for a for he is great Will he will choose people sometimes to share his message and sometimes he would talk to David and the chief musicians. Maybe if they were listening to Rod Stewart when King Herod was there with his or Solomon 700 lives and 300 concubines I don’t know maybe they had a 700 club of their own. Were they eating graham crackers with milk or were they smoking a HLOKAH full of freaking were they smoking at HOOKAH full of cannabis or opium where they silver and would they be if they were listening to Rod Stewart song about leg Out here comes the concubines now showing them should we all make our wives feel inferior should we make them wish to be like them or should we say put some clothes on and be honest like Jesus told Mary to quit being a prostitute when she was one of the sacred freaking HTRODULAE wearing snake jewelry at one time in her life I wonder when Taylor Swift in her career it’s gonna turn her boat headed straight 669 not spiral straight into Satan‘s butt crack with all of her concubine back up answers and only receive about two grand per show but then she goes home with a swift million wow folks that girl goes home with maybe $7 million-$14 million.per stadium so that means she makes half $1 billion Each year or in about one year or 18 months she makes half 1 billion now then she’ll do a couple million of that half 1 million to a child with cancer and what else is she doing besides wearing jewelry which isn’t good a music video that billions of people called LYNMD and we all know she is not being a good person he literally looks like Satan‘s wife or a really pissed off lady that is angry and is offering in fact to be the actress starring in your bad dream who doesn’t trust anybody and nobody trust her either OK in that music video but in real life, they worship her. She is the new Babylon personified she might as well call her showgirl tour, King Herods concubines/ Best Little Who Dat house Of Jerusalem/ Texas … and with all the fancy shimmery dancer outfit you would think that you were in an exotic show bird showcase for an auction for a caged bird that is exotic. It’s pretty much what the girl is I like her, but I don’t like her song and video look what you made me do it makes me want to break my TV because I don’t want if I were babysitting children for them to see all of the snakes that she has without any modesty and she doesn’t feel the need according to some of her Swifty army to even apologize for doing it according to Olivia Johnson, you can go find an online Bible study yet don’t expect your Sunday school teacher to clean up the mess that Taylor has made because she doesn’t feel that Taylor needs to apologize but when Taylor has more popularity than mother, Mary and Jesus put together because they’re 84 million people in the United States just like the same amount of people that there are the father the McDonald’s corporation that makes you wonder if they are not hand and hand singing, we shall overcome the world someday let’s take that slavery ballad, and what they see on there on earth walking hand hands since she stole my diversity video about climbing underneath the legs of hip-hop African-American dancers did she sing songs about African-American people overcoming their slavery and persecution in the United States because I know I used to have to sing that song well well and well well Camden someday oh we shall overcome we shall overcome we shall overcome someday we’ll see face-to-face. I think we’ll see face-to-face. We’ll see face-to-face one day , someday. And what will we see if we can’t anymore because our eyes are shut because we were poisoned by venom that came from the snakes that deceived Israel that we open up a verse from the Bible for a moment excuse me to interrupt your scrolling or your most recent gossip column magazine.

So Alexa, what does the Bible say about the children of Israel being deceived by snake in the Bible from cora.com the Israelites during their 40 year time in the wilderness constantly tried God‘s patience with their stubbornness and mischief that God sent snakes to punish them!

Yes, folks Stanley Kubrick is alive, but not well. He is still as dishonest as ever and a con artist. Effin Liar ! Yeah he seemed to score himself a new girlfriend that is blind to the fact he that likes to sing Latin a cappella Latin language makes me think that she is either possessed by demons ( no she’s not. She’s just like an innocent girl that likes to sing and he’s like a predator on the prowl) she doesn’t even know that she’s dating 90 year-old dude that had like facial freaking whatever they call it plastic surgery and he’s like a 90 year-old freaking vampire going on like 130 and she’s only like maybe at the most 55~ 60 years old maybe she has no idea she’s like with this dude who is filming the Eyz Wide Shut movie as a producer freaking creep pretended to be dead and then he said that his wife is dead yet when I google, it said she’s dead or died, but she still live at the manor. What is she Casper the friendly ghost !👻 hell nah, these lights will make you feel brand new , what does he think now is in New York he is brand new and no one‘s gonna recognize his creepy ass as being the director of Eyes Wide Shit For Brains ( Eyes Wide Shut ) Well, it’s a good thing. I’ve got my eyes wide open and I’m looking out for vampires and creeps like Nosferatu , trying to creep up on me and Lily Depp while we’re trying to go get some pocky from a freaking store and they try to throw us in the trunk of their car and it’s like

Ooh!

like I’m blinded by the light

Ooh I’m drowning in the night in the city lights that will make you feelBr

And new did New York inspire him to fake his own death he’s blinded by the street lights and now he’s eyes 👀 wide Blind Creeping Up with his Bat 🦇 Shite Crazy Night Vision ? Hmmm

Yikes

Eyes wide shut that he has totally done a number on CC’s brain because she is totally unaware or is she not aware? I’m not sure if she is or not aware of the fact that her boyfriend was a former film director and producer of one of the creepiest Cult movies That Tom Cruise& Nicole Kidman were a part of yet both are amazing actors However , that Film: Eyes Wide. 🎥🎬 was Satan’s butt crack revealed with Stanley Kubrick’s Creepy face on the inside of it! So if you were to open up the butt crack of Satan himself, God forbid you see what’s inside : You would literally see just like in Pee-wee‘s Playhouse, the floating Jamba head that is in the middle of the air in the fish tank just floating there. … inside Satan’s Butt Crack except You might see the head of Stanley Kubricks head not shaved on a silver plate floating in the middle of Satan’s wide Open Butt Arse/Crack , though he looks as ugly as sin , just as he did when he was directing :Eyes Wide Shut in 1997~ though they said that he was dead online in 1998 in the “final editing” of the film in 1998 it was released 🤔🤨Is that because he didn’t want people to question the actors & the actresses that were hired as extras in his film so people would not know who the shady characters were that were in that COVEN because that movie was about a Real Life Cult possibly in my opinion , that children should not ever see so hide your kids from predators & men that keep Tootsie rolls & lollipop to give children & one of their leather Dookie brown leather jackets that they found digging in Satan’s Butt Crack coat pocket an 84 year-old, freaking creepy man that the statute of limitations protects from going to jail from being found guilty of doing sexual

Inappropriate misconduct and harm towards when they are not yet diagnosed as being “bipolar girls” yet who remember being sexually abused by their predatorial predators tootsie roll toting child lredators who sexually abuse them in front of their own wives who have to turn a blind eye to what is going on because of the man’s gun he’s toting along in his dookie brown leather jacket and is abusing lol girls in motels Inside of a **** motel room off of the side of route one in 1985 so if you are a child that survived the same kind of predatorial monster experience, please tell someone , if you were too afraid to say anything about it to your parents or worried that he would shoot you with that stupid gun of his , just know you are made of Titanium and you can rely on the power of the Holy Spirit to rise above the world of darkness like a phoenix rise from the ashes and kick his damn arse , even if you are a ghost from the crow 🐦‍⬛ movie doing it let him fire away , take his damn aim , and then drop kick him like Murphy in the damn face , Pow ! 💥 If people think that you were crazy for saying so , Just call on the name of Jesus because in all of this world if there is no one else to be there for you just call on the name of Jesus. He will scare the demons away because the power of Jesus cannot be present in those people’s lives who have him , Jesus, call on him and just in case you were wondering how to survive a future predatorial traumatic experience? Well, you could learn something from Charlotte Tucker , which I did the same , was I kicked him in the balls with my flip-flop on which is why I am such a fan of that that little young lady video comedy sketch of her as a Zombie Apocalypse Ball Kickin Satanic Demons like Predator Dupree Deputy Shot Himself in the Ballsack

I kicked that creepy man I. The balls even before I ever saw her doing her : ride the witches broom , kick Satan in the balls comedy sketch video where she was saying to kick Satan in the balls if you ever find yourself fearing for your children are in a similar situation now or in the same kind of situation in a motel with a predator who is trying to make you watch a Tootsie Roll commercial from 1985 with a little boy that doesn’t have any pants on that is carrying a tootsie pop around and asking various different wooden creatures or a cow or a fox or a turtle it doesn’t have any teeth that asked you to then ask a rabbit that looks like he’s selling crack wearing sunglasses with a fox. That is the same way then maybe it wouldn’t hurt to kick the man in the balls even if he does hold a gun up to your head, grab the gun out of his hand and shoot him in the balls with it if you were so bored to do that I didn’t even think to try to grab the gun out of his hand, cause I just wanted to get away from them, so I kicked him with my flip-flop and his private part but he had his back turned to his wife because he just grabbed her by the arm, threatening to harm her, if she tried to confess that he was doing those things that she was too scared to admit that he was a predator for life and 40 years later the statute of limitations protect him from a judge, trying to find him guilty, but he cannot be protected from God, who is my judge or from Jesus or from my righteous anger as a Christian, who has the right to judge him for the wrong things that his demonic predatorial Satan worshiping he had 30 Satanic Bibles in his room by the way +3 extra which is approximately the year that Jesus was crucified when he was 32/33 years old and that is maybe not random so let’s keep in mind that when we are teaching our children how to have boundaries that they are protected from creepy child predators even your local town. Barber might be a creep, though you might have a good barber in your town. That is unlike mine I have been too good barbershops where they don’t sexually abuse children but also keep in mind that a wolf can come in any shape thigh, gender form, age, just about mean usually children around the age of five are not predators that they might’ve been harmed by predators so you have to be careful your children in the company of people who will keep them safe from those predators and if you ever notice somebody wearing a leather jacket and 70° or 80° weather, you might find it suspicious because they might be carrying a gun in their leather coat pocket. That is a giveaway for I was too naïve to realize that I shouldn’t have gotten in the SUV with him to begin with because I just wanted to go get mamba candy. It’s a special kind of fruit candy that was at 7:11 and I thought that if I went with him because he said he was going to bring that pizza and wine coolers at the house that belonged to my aunts in old Orchard beach when I came up to visit one summer to vacation land from Virginia for my very first vacation in Maine. I got food poisoning the day before from eating a hotdog, and that was my first and my last time ever eating one of those disgusting things now I understand why noses tells people not to eat pigs according to the good Lord YAHWEH because he didn’t want his children to become contaminated from poisonous animal flesh that could give them toxic intestinal damage and makes people crazy. It’s interesting to note that when Jesus cast the demons out of someone when he was healing, the sick, the poor, the hungry the blind and teaching prostitute to reform themselves and go and send no more while he was on a steady path of healing people instead of trying to sit on a throne in a temple that was made of a golden chair for example, like the one Taylor Swift was sitting upon when she had a bunch of venomous snakes around her. I keep in mind the Bible verse that said and I think it was psalms 58 Alexa, what does psalms 58 say in the Bible according to the King James Bible psalms 58 one reads do he indeed speak righteousness congregation do you judge uprightly oh ye sons of men Alexa what is psalms 58 : 3 say according to the King James Bible psalms 58 :3 reads the wicked are estranged from the womb they go astray as soon as they be born speaking, live lives resuming the holy Bible, King James version from Audible read they’re poison is like the poison of a serpent. They are like the deaf adder that stopeth her ear :

where there is a man that is a predator grab your nearest room, shove it up his butt hole tear him a new one and let it come out of his nostril and kick Satan in the balls because that is what that man is the equivalent of and if Stanley Kubrick thinks he’s gonna be hiding out in New York City NYC he was in the CVS Pharmacy a few times when I went to pick up my medication acting like he wasn’t a part of some creepy satanic CULT when some of the women in my village told me that their Grandad was in a satanic court that sexually abused one of them when she was a child. I was worried to even talk to the lady because I didn’t know if those men were still doing that to young women if somebody is crazy enough to sexually abuse their own granddaughter And worship is the devil and is that mentally ill and morally and immorally then how do you know that the woman who survived that in her 70s is not still being stalked by some one or some of those individuals because a CULT is not something that is completely independent of other people that is a group of people who operate together to do things that are wrong that can cause harm to an innocent person of this lady is somebody that I care about, though she named her dog Lucy, which made me worry some about her because it reminds me of the name, Lucifer so sometimes I call her dog Luci fur ball , though I tried to remind myself of the Charlie Brown episode of the great pumpkin because I am a Christian and I do try to see the good people. I always try to look at the bright side of life like the funny guys in the Monty Python I was listening to that song the other night and it was hilarious because I’ve never really understood what he was saying when I was a child when it was on the movies I was too young to understand because I was too busy playing with my my little ponies, but then I became aware after a creepy dude showed up in the room while I was playing with my little ponies and he licked my face a little girl next to me. He liked her face and then he licked the little girls face next to me. I thought what is he doing trying to practice for the next eyes wide shut soirée cult ?

What is today? Today is the greatest day I’ve ever known because I just told Rod Stewart that I will kick his ass in the balls.I did post something that was even more controversial than that a moment ago that would totally ruffle the feathers of any good natured goose. Hide your goslings, but we knew that all along, could you not see that his hair was like a woman’s and that he was a woman this whole time and that the reason he was thinking about legs was because he loves the ones that he has his gams he probably gets them waxed and shave them and wear Neandra Lades and usually just a T-shirt like John Frusciante ( bless Jon ) I loved listening to his tape cassette in my Playschool, Toys “R” Us, tape cassette player when I was in the library during the cafeteria lunchtime in the ninth grade to avoid having any social interaction with my peers because I was completely muted in the ninth grade, and the only person that I ever spoke to was the goalie on my field hockey team because she was a bad ass BEEYATCH friends with all of the nice school African-American people and she would’ve kicked you a freaking new butthole if you didn’t be nice to her in them or if you were not nice to her or a stupid racist joke, she would’ve gladly tackled you and I would’ve helped her to do that and then go eat a box of oat cereal and drink a container of vanilla almond milk so that I have enough calcium to kick another person’s ass that looks at me the wrong way ! You can call me Betty the ball ripper since I broke my mute silence of noble silence with my dad tried to punch me in the face and my bathroom after some Native American lady from the Columbia. University shows up and told me she has a special ring for me to wear that has a little zigzag pattern on it that said it was from her Indian tribe and they offered to let me wear it for three days or 45 and I choose five days because it was a Monday I was homeschooled and I just cut a picture out of a ZEBU which is a kind of animal that walks around in Africa, but I wrote a song on my electric guitar that was pink in my bedroom without an amplifier because I was just playing the strings on it, and I found it at a pawn shop in my hometown Fredericksburg, Virginia, Virginia, where Erin McKeown the folk 🧑‍🎤 👨‍🎤 👩‍🎤 & artist songwriter is from . She’s a pretty cool lady and I like her jazzy Avante~ Garde style. Yeah, one thing I don’t like is Rod Stewart’s music I’m not gonna sugarcoat the truth. I freaking hate his songs. I would rather listen to a bear pooping in the woods all day long. Making fart sounds! Yep … I do not like any of his songs. I can’t even think of one that I can tolerate maybe the rhythm of my heart, but it does make me think of Cher who ate a cow tongue who can no longer say those words that her heart is beating like a drum because the cow that had its tongue cut off is the one that should be singing. The rhythm of my heart was beating like a drum until they cut off my tongue and I couldn’t say the words anymore you fools who eat cow tongues. You cannibal eating meat, eating chopping the heads off of innocent cows and then eating their butts for breakfast. You freaking idiots !! Rod Stewart is a parasite who became famous from songs that he wrote in England while he was eating the grass and crawling around on all fours on the Royal family British line while he was getting shot with the baby pallet guns by the Royal, children of princess Diana God rest her soul When she was given a gift card to buy anything. She wanted for her two sons William and Harry, she decided to give them both pellet guns so that they could shoot Rod Stewart because she hated his music so freaking much. just like I did so the lovely princess Diana if you wanted to know something about her, she visited me in a dream this morning and told me how much she hates Rod Stewart and would like to shoot him with a pellet gun from the other side, using my psychic powers as a Pisces on the zodiac, I’m not gonna sugarcoat the truth. His songs made me want to wrap my head into a wall and punch myself a dozen times in the face with a pair of Everlast boxing gloves on buy a pellet gun from the Walmart and then go to one of his concerts in the nosebleeds and punch myself in the face over and over again while waiting in line to get through the freaking ticket, master queue well other people were eager to see him and showing their gams newly shaven , well women in their 50s 60s 70s were lined up at the door wearing their grandmother‘s lingerie hoping they could get a good winked from Mr. Stewart if they sat close enough or close enough and they were dumb enough to pay $600 a ticket that way they could try to get a backstage pass and they could try to feel his legs to see if he was really a woman or not, but he showed them instead that he had a wounds in a little place in his thigh where a pellet was lodged from Prince Harry, shooting him with a pellet gun while he was crawling around on the line at Buckingham Palace chewing the grass like a goat with his teeth because Prince William wanted a birthday gift from Diana and he could have anything that he wanted in the kingdom, but his mother said well Prince William and Harry why don’t we give you a pellet gun? Do you know what a pellet gun is? It’s something that’s American kids have that they shoot animals with and since Rod‘s music makes us want to listen to bears pooping in the woods instead of turning our radio on and hearing his god awful music why don’t we instead of having teatime tomorrow the day after Christmas on the 26th practice shooting Rod Stewart in the butt, we can go pay the Royal guards to fetch him now if you would like honey bunnies, and then the royal guards lined up and they got in their SUVs and then they left the palace immediately with their big fuzzy black hats on in their red coats and their guns and they showed up dingdong and guess who’s house they arrived to: do you have been summoned to come to the Royal palace in England, where you will be staying as their new pet : yak ! This edict is coming from a 1987 meeting that you will be at tomorrow because you were coming with us before the hour is over so pack your things and get in the car or else we will drag you there ourselves. The guard will be waiting outside the door you have approximately one hour to pack actually you have 40 minutes because we have to stop at Taco Bell. Oh that’s right we are in England. Sorry we wish that we were in Taco Bell so that we could get some of those Cinna buns, but we are in England. We will be stopping at the nearest tea shop so that I can have a scone and a cup of tea because I am absolutely stressed out and I need some scone with some cream because I just saw your disgusting face and now I know that you were not a man, but you were woman, pretending to be one and you have waxed your legs this evening. It looks like they will be very fine indeed for the two children of the Royal palace to shoot with a pellet gun that Princess Diana has lovingly bought for them for a Walmart in the USA that is arriving overnight by cargo plane. ✈️ so if you would be so kind to pack your things and not dilly dally , hurry up and pack your things now and make sure that you do not bring your lingerie because we know that you wear thigh highs and you also allow me to rape you in your butt while you were sleeping because you are not a man you are a butt, raping woman that likes to shave his legs, pretending to be a man there which is a female of Anthony Hopkins were here. He would decal you and eat your liver for breakfast thank God he is out of Town filming a new Thor movie and he is playing the father of Thor as Odin. Oh yes, that’s right. Sorry I am coming to you from the future but today is presently 1987. I was just speaking of 2002 past the new millennium so we are presently in the age of Aquarius not yet Pisces so get your things packed and get your butt in the SUV if you don’t arrive in the next 40 minutes, we will be late for scones and cream and I need to be back at the palace within two hours so get your camel toe as packing and I was for you in 40 minutes then he slams the door Rod Stewart totally freaking out OK he’s like what am I gonna pack? Oh my God I am going to the freaking palace. I wonder if this is just some kind of sick joke do they like my music? Do they hate my music do the children love me are they going to really let me practice shooting a pellet gun with them what are we going to hunt? Are we going to hunt foxes? Are we going to hunt foxes? I bet you that’s what we’re going to hunt. We are going to go fox hunting so I shall pack my greatest pair Oftight pants that will be able to fit within my boots so it won’t look like a Scally wag and then I will make sure that I bring my nice Aveda hair gel because a nice girl in America told me instead of going to a creepy barbershop to get some well. There is a creepy barbershop in Freeport Maine. We’re a man likes to wear a leather coat and sometimes if you’re not careful he might have a box of twisty rolls inside of the coat pocket with a gun on the other side. This is not a fake part of the information. This is the most true part of this writing that man put a gun up to a little girl head and told her if she was a good little girl, he would give her a Tootsie pop, and if she was not compliant with trying to deceive her own mother, do not let her own mother know what he was doing to her that he said he would shoot her and her mother is a good thing that that little girl when she grew up grew a pair of balls larger than the size of Texas and you don’t wanna mess with Texas! She was a Christian young lady and she had ultra conservative Republican grandparents that were friends with the bush family in the USA! Her name is April and she used to stay at songwriting at 2 AM helping her Grandad that was 93 years old with Alzheimer’s disease, not trying to go out the front door at night because she had to keep the night shift to make sure he didn’t walk off of the front porch 2:30 in the morning so she used to sit in the room with her Grandad serenading songs that she was writing on a guitar that was given to her for her 15th birthday that used to belong to the artist Erin McKeown ; this guitar was a very special one if you would like to see the picture of it :

Since this is a true story, (mostly) .. here is the day that the guitar was given to April for her 15th birthday. That’s what she wanted to do was play the guitar and songwriting before Taylor Swift was born. This picture was taken in 1995 and Taylor Swift was born in 1989. Taylor was only seven years old when April was 15 years old then when Taylor Swift around the of 24 ~ 25 years old she stole April Joines’ Music Video Idea : for Shake It Off music video that was released in a year 2014 when April was 34 years old and Taylor stole her idea, April did not become famous. She did not receive accolade as she was trying to get her teaching degree do you become an elementary school educator to protect children from creepy child predators they would try to get children to touch. They’re disgusting private parts in exchange for tootsie roll pot cracker jacks and or Tootsie rolls that look like bird turds wrapped in plastic colorful pieces of wax fever that are flavored with corn syrup if I were you, I would get your candy from serve sweets.com instead of the Tootsie roll company @SurfSweets . Com because at least they do not put artificial ingredients or corn syrup and you don’t have to worry about child predators getting a hold of those usually because they are too stupid to even consider organic candy because child predators puts rolls and candy in their pockets with cracker drops, thinking that children will lick the piece of paper inside and actually put the tattoo of a satanic emblem on their arm or from the dark ages yourself, or your children ever coming home with a tattoo, a little sailor with blue ink, or a red devil tattoo, please have a console with your children and ask them where they were if anybody took them somewhere they didn’t belong if they remember what happened because seriously this is not a joke. There are child predators in all seriousness and they do use Tootsie rolls Tootsie pops and cracker jacks because I survived that kind of experience in 1985, which is why I’m back in time. I remember Rod Stewart playing on the radio when those things were happening as a young child.

And if you ever personally come near me, I will kick you in the balls you have been warned ⚠️ I think your music sucks and I would rather hear the sound of a bear shitting in the woods! I do love Mexico, though especially Playa, Del Carmen& the 100% natural food place there where you can get organic oatmeal because I am not eating your balls for breakfast you idiot !

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If I ever see you both in Las Vegas btw eating a burrito on the Vegas Strip & your songs comes on the loudspeakers there , I will personally throw a bean & cheese burrito at your faces & run away hail a taxi to the nearest M & M store and by myself almond butter, M&Ms, because my mom is allergic to peanut butter! & and then I will fly home to the East Coast To go have some M& Ms & do a Happy Dance !

Enjoy Mexico , tell Perro from Coco Film I Love Mexico and will see them in the afterlife on an aberjoles Winged Tiger 🐅 and Make Taylor Swift apologize for stealing my Shake It Off Music video idea b/c cause that was rude of her and or her spies to steal them from me! #KickSatanInTheBalls

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