10/31/2025 By April Joines


Nice I do agree , as long as she’s not picking up knives and trying to dance with them, looking like Ellie May Klampit on Crack w/ her make up smeared from the Beverly Hillbillies , she I thought is probably being drugged by her housekeeper that is probably receiving an extra bonus from someone on the outside in & made it look like she cheated on her husband Sam who she loved when she didn’t really intend to if they drugged her against her will, then maybe she was on auto pilot & or there was a doppelgänger that looks like her on camera. It’s difficult to say though at least I know Britney is a good person , deep down. I had a dream about her once so I was in a Tahitian boat w/ her at a Tahitian casino in Las Vegas, a few years ago , lost my cell phone in like a 24 person canoe Tahitian boat? she helped me get my cell phone back from losing it. It fell in the water & I couldn’t find it & she helped me to get my phone back so I could call my mom again. Bless her , Lol I had this dream like 4 or 5 years ago! I it was because we went to the MGM Grand went in the lazy river pool & so in my dream when I was asleep, I had a dream that I was in Las Vegas with her and there was these like Tahitian big long boots that people could paddle in them at a casino that they built, but it’s not one that’s there, but it was in a dreamworld & she saved me from losing my cell phone, then she went back to the boat she was on and I went back to find my Mom with her help & called her. Thanks,Britney, Bless you !😇💗💛☁️🍦, I like some of her music and a couple of songs that are good. I think it’s interesting. What she’s going through is sad and I can totally understand it. I knew some of her people from Jive on assign me to with her record label and they told me my music was “too spiritual” & and to go out have a boyfriend and then come back and write songs about promiscuous hook up relations with him and I said no thank you I’d rather be an independent artist. It was nice talking to you guys. They liked my other song that was kind of like a funny, jazz ballad. Though the other songs that had like real depth to them, they thought were too spiritual for them. I guess they wanted me to try to look like that cover where she was looking as a vulture in the Wizard of Oz, about to be abducted by the monkey beings in the end of that film w/ black feather,shoulder pads airbrushed w/ apair of black hot pants on the cover of greatest hit album or something, I was like no thank you dudes if that’s what you did to Britney , I’m good as an independent artist… Sayonara, Follow God ya ‘ know ! That album cover was like she was like 20 pounds thinner. Air brushed, than what she really looks like in real life. she was all looking like she was the queen of the monkeys of the Wizard of Oz vulture monkeys! lol, idk I thought 💭 they want me to look like they’re trying to make her look like she’s the daughter of the POD Prince of Darkness in England (Ozzy Osbourne) on Britney’s greatest hits album cover as Vilture Monkey Queen b/c I am not gonna do that , No way/No how , Sayonara … Jeeves …. Capeche, Lol I walked away from that record deal. I was like hell no no no , Follow Jesus ! I’m sure Britney agrees b/c like it looks like they made her look like one of the monkeys from the Wizard of Oz is gonna come down and grab her by the shoulder pads with the vulgar black vulture feathers& just pull her up into the sky to the top of the Wizard of Oz castle, then make her drink the blood of a virgin out of a cup, while wearing a jockstrap made out of a dinosaur bone ! 🤪Omg , that’s insane …& even I know that! Don’t try that at home kids ! According to the dumb man that raped me that ate squirrel pies , I’m just a dumb blonde so what do I know? To quote the lovely , Ed Sheeran Thank you , Pan Dora … we are off to neva neverland ! Peter
PanDora , Let’s Fly to England , pick some grapes off of the vine at vineyards at the castle of Windsor or Canterbury , dress up as Barney the purple dinosaur go parasailing … while Lol Lil man life & his happy fluffy dog down below w/ his side car is going down an open road in England with this wind flying through hair, ( he & his dog )drinking a coconut water while driving the fluffy pup in the side car toward Dracula’s castle so he can bring me a slingshot to shoot Dracula in the forehead with Scrappy Doo , we could see him while parasailing like the POV shot of Falcor the Luck Dragon while he’s looking down at Artex the horse with the kid going to find the princess at the end of the Never-ending story film in 1984~ 1985 ! Turn around Look doo doo what you see , the answers to the never-ending story the it isn’t over until the hippopotamus poops on Britney‘s front porch! The last white Rhino 🦏 of the Savannah poops on her front porch ! 🤣 remember it’s not LWYMMD , it’s WWJD ….( What Would J Do ) Lol , custard anyone 🍦Bonks …Bless you Britney , & Pan Dora Beribolt of the Beribolt Tribe…
April





Blessings,
April 

