By April Joines

Gross ! 🤢 Yuck ! Dead pig in a can ?

Hell no…

Sacrilege in a Can ? Anyone … No , thanks ?! I’m good .

Kahuna’s should not eat Spam from a can !

They should eat macadamia nuts!

No offense Kahuna’s I’m gonna have to try to like share some of this information because I want that company Spam to go plant-based cause I don’t want them to murder pigs anymore. I think it’s bad . I think that it’s bad because the animals they end up being murdered for one. That’s the main reason they have innocent pigs should not be being bloody, murdered to become shoved their bodies inside of aluminum cans to be eaten by half of the population of Hawaii, who should be making an effort to have wholesome macadamias rice , mangoes , flavored rice instead with like good wholesome, coconut milk, taro , good bread they’re so blessed to have tropical fruits they don’t need to be eating tiny lil aluminum cans with the flesh of what once was the body of innocent lil dead pigs that were murdered in it.

The other reason they shouldn’t be eating spam is because it’s un kosher and I don’t know if any people are aware of this, but a lot of times people get sick from food poisoning from contaminated pork. It’s one of the top contaminators in the food poisoning department.

Not to mention that Moses was sent by Yahweh. I hope that wasn’t done in vain that he didn’t try to help all those people and Moses didn’t have to write Leviticus and Deuteronomy reminding people that they shouldn’t be consuming swine really they aren’t supposed to be eating anything that have hooves well little pigs have hooves and their flesh is considered unclean. It’s really really taking a risk at people getting diseases from them like heart disease cancer possibly how do you know a pig doesn’t have cancer if you don’t test every pig for cancer before you shove it in a can for other people to eat? It’s really sad and honestly if they made a plant-based alternative that tasted the same kind of sodium flavoring, same consistency, a Plan B version kept the same name for their company they could still stay in business instead of boycotting spam people could just change their company to plant base spams so that they have proper protein but maybe have a little bit more of a bod degradable option as packaging and then Like the kind of packaging that tofu comes in and you know aluminum is not easy to make and then people just waste it it’s not aluminum is something that is kind of extraterrestrial looking anyways and it’s just like you just end up throwing it into your trashcan and it’s not even really good for the environment and animals can get cut on it little children can cut their hands on the containers of aluminum It’s really probably better that they just try to become a little bit more eco-conscious and friendly that company and just totally change their image and become a plant-based

Spam

Let’s do an anagram for a minute

Someone Pigs Ate Man

Super Pig Asshome Moneycan

Some Pigs Are Murdered ..

Super pig Asshole Murder

Super Pig Asshole Murderer in a Can ?

Someone Poisoned Adams Man

Sentient Pigs Are Murdered.. that

Sacrilege Pigs And Murdered

In a can !

Maybe there could be a revolt and we could like have the Hawaiian people turn against the spam who are their most you know the people who buy the most spam from that corporate the people who purchased the most spam are possibly the Hawaiian people because it’s sold in 41 different countries maybe when there’s a truck delivering the spam Being imported from wherever it comes from they could have like a bunch of kahunas with the basket of coconuts, perhaps that they could hide in the trees and throw as many coconuts 🥥 voraciously at the delivery truck and boycott that s**t! No need to resort of violence, though right that’s not gonna help anything it’s not the delivery truck fault and once those pigs go into the can it’s like did they die in vain and do you really need to have to eat them when the Lord asked you not to! I think instead of boycotting spam we should ask the companies to reform themselves and say what is best for the earth is it really good to be murdering all those little hooved pigs and then putting their flesh of their bodies inside of cans because when you could be making a plant-based version of the product and then you could call it something like Plant food super plants are marvelous in a can!

What is wrong with? You? Have a damn damn avocado man ! 🥑

Spam in the place where you live now can get a dead pig and you shove its body in an aluminum can

And you wonder why Yahweh warned you now. spam?

I feel like I have food poisoning after I eat spam. I don’t eat spam I’m a vegetarian but I remember when I did HB and it was really weird. We actually had a canna spam in our cabinet and that was like the only thing that we had in our house for like a whole month when my dad didn’t buy groceries cause he was too busy spending his money on drugs. I did not ever try to eat it because I knew it was an animal and the first time that I tried it. I didn’t like it, so I think I threw it away in the trashcan with a waste of an animal life. So sad ! Honestly ….

Sacrilege!

The kahunas anyhow they’re good people but they’re supposed to be teaching like the wisdom and like you know plant-based foods are really good and they can be really strong but people not a lot of people know that you can be like an Olympic triathlon person with only vegetarian diets that they took a whole entire baseball team of people from Japan, and they won the championship two years in a row by making the baseball team, have vegetarian diets to have an experiment to see if they would be weaker or stronger than the other teams and they actually won like I think two years in a row the team that was only vegetarians I mean you can have like sweet potato tempura rolls instead of having you, you know spam, sushi or something! Honestly, like I don’t know it just seems kind of weird to me. That pigs are being murdered in factories or something and then their body of the flesh of them is being put in an aluminum canon shipped off to 41 different countries I mean that’s 41 different countries that the Lord Yahweh is going to be really disappointed in if you were ever come back and see what has been undone by Moses I suppose I mean after Moses went to heaven he’d be rolling over in his supple tour that’s for sure going oh my God was all that done in vain let’s please you know like heed, the wisdom of the god of the you know the land of Israel, who cares about children and gave sacred crops and bread, you know plant things, and The land of milk and honey not freaking the land of dead, pig in an aluminum can!

They or we should eat coconuts, and they should have macadamias, and they should have white rice with mangoes and pineapple and yeah papaya man! Not Some dead pig in a can !

Well, what the heck welcome to the 21st-century where you can have a dead pig , dead flesh of a pig that was murdered inside of a lovely aluminum can !Go to your local 7-Eleven with your kahuna in your finest grass skirts and sandals w/socks on your feet as you walk into the store with $.99 in your hand and maybe come back later when you have $2.99 & 3.99 because that’s how much it might cost for a can of dead pig at the 7-Eleven in Hawaii. Actually I could be wrong it might even be about $6.99 or maybe $4.99. Unless you get a discount a gay discount at the Korean store, possibly ?! During gay pride month ! Lol , And then maybe they’ll even give you a bananeinbergen discount for wearing your socks with your sandals, while on the way to the store you can while dreaming about the can of spam you are going to purchase receive a free DVD with each purchase of the movie The Ten Commandments with Charles Heston painstakingly writing down the Torah on the top of the mountain, and breaking the freaking holy commandments, while people are disobeying the Lord, who flew down from the heavens, and landed his spaceship on the top of Mount Sinai for a moment. He just dropped off a bunch of mana bread in the valley for the children from the exodus that he was trying to give some bread to who he was telling not to eat the pigs.!

They should should have a booth in the store that you have to sit down and watch a video of God of Moses, writing down the Torah telling people not to eat pigs on a video, and showing Moses writing the tablets of having to carve the Torah in the stone to try to teach people that they shouldn’t be eating that s**t man ?!!Should , be buying like Plant based stuff.. What are we doing eating dead pigs anyway ? The sad thing is honestly I just asked my Alexa I can’t even believe the world has come to this. How much is a can of spam in Hawaii ? A can of Some Pigs Aren’t Murdered , ( being sarcastic 🤪only costs about $2.99 to $3.99 ) …

We are literally buying dead pig in aluminum cans at our local grocery markets. Is that what the war was fighting for? Is that why Hitler murdered the Jewish people so that more people would buy dead pigs in a can because he knew the Jewish people weren’t going to buy dead pigs sacrilege in a can !

Isn’t it like an abomination to the white people? Are they not and clean and how do they? Why are they in that aluminum thing anyway? They shouldn’t be putting the bodies of dead pigs and there’s aluminum cans. It’s like crazy they should just make some thing that looks like this.

with spam , that s**ts gross and disgusting anyways, people should not be eating. The dead pigs is little animals that Yahweh told people that are uncleaned eat that have hooves they need to start making some plant stuff and not be selling it in aluminum cans anymore and for goodness, sakes the 21st-century when a lot of things should be like Locally, biodegradable, packaging, anyhow or paper kosher! People better start making Plan B spam because God‘s gonna come back and kick them when freaking ours for making all these pigs become someone’s food everybody’s getting food poisoning they should make a song everybody’s getting up everybody’s getting food poisoning everybody sing a song just be honest because everybody’s getting played everybody’s getting food poisoning everybody’s getting food poisoning from everybody’s getting food poisoning from everybody’s getting food poisoning from eating spam that’s in a can ! I what is that man.

Well, that’s a dead pig that was cut up by somebody and then it slices, taking off of its freaking bones, put inside of the aluminum container and shipped off by a bunch of mutant drones to go on a boat across the sea that would be picked up at the docs by the people at the port authority to be shipped up and people wearing stupid cotton socks!

Instead of having their bare feet upon the land , and a place as warm and beautiful as Hawaii I agree with this sentiments of the Germans that says

That that nice kahuna what is he doing eating out of that aluminum can? Wearing sandals with some socks and a really nice tan? Socken-in-Sandalen-Träger they mumble under their under their words to say think about the pigs that they shouldn’t be eating remove the socks, says the Lord Yahweh would come back surely if he saw people eating all of those dead pigs that go to the slaughterhouse that become inside of the cans that are aluminum that they sell from the spam company that are so freaking sacrilegious and you can get food poisoning from they need to have like plant-based spam company. The spam company needs to change into plant-based spam no more pig meat.

And then they will make money from plant beast spam meat that’s plant-based that can be salty from Himalayan sea salt or whatever they cure the stuff to make it salty with that’s appealing to the consumer and maybe don’t try to put it in a aluminum can anymore cause that’s just absolutely freaking crazy to put anything like pig flash, or even fake pig flash inside of a aluminum can Why don’t they put it inside of like one of those like biodegradable paper boxes that you can get like half a gallon of oat milk and and put it inside of that and package it that way and say sorry we are no longer selling the flesh of the dead pig inside of the Japan. You’ll have to go back to plant beast because that’s the way God intended it to be For us to have food from the land, and everyone else that likes to eat Boutique or bacon or pigs should not eat them anymore because Buddha said that they are unclean and so did Krishna and so did Yahweh and those guys knew that it was not good for animals to eat little pigs because they can be poisonous too because they don’t have the best diets and we shouldn’t be eating things that have hooves so it wouldn’t harm anyone to have plant-based spam anyhow so they need to start that commodity being sold to people as pig meat and start offering plant-based options! ASAP

That’s one good solution to some of the ignorance on the planet earth that’s one less thing the Lord will be thinking needs to be remedied so let’s do this instead of becoming socken sandal tragers when in Hawaii anyways it would be nice if we could just have our bare feet upon the land, you know that the 21st-century is messed up when the kahuna of the village comes your way, carrying an aluminum can of spam in his hand while he’s got hit, no shirt on and he’s wearing a Hawaiian grass skirt with a pair of cotton tidy Whitey fruit. The loom knickers underneath that were made from children and factory in Cambodia during the monsoon time. Just you know, maybe having a nice fabric made by his wife to have his undergarments protected from the elements in the mosquitoes that might try to bite his under side of his crotch !

His lovely wife should have some Polynesian silk, perhaps traded from the lands of Singapore, maybe instead of the fruity looms tighty Whiteeys upon his underbutt , so his scrotum will not drag on the pavement that he walks upon with his socken sandals as a socken sandal trader – feeling like a bananenbeiger ( a dumb idiotic person )

Just being silly the thought of a kahuna man in a grass skirt with a pair of fruit the lens in the 21st-century, wearing socks with sandals on the way to the store to get a can of aluminum ham in a can is kind of not the most comforting thought at this time in my life!

I think they’re supposed to be giving wisdom about tribal stuff about like you know hey everyone can we grow some tarot root to make some plant-based pigs so we can leave the little pig friend that Moana‘s little no one should eat that cute little pig, in The Moana film

Next Level Burger anyone ? Www.nextlevelburger.com

Boycott Spam! Forget you and your pork roast too ! Save the pigs ! Woo hoo hoo hoo!

Moana , make Plant based Spam ,

The Village of Motonui ‘s All you need !

Consider the coconuts considered the island gives us what we need and no one leaves ?! At least at least if they go to make Plan B spam plant based spam this lil buddy or not have to end up in an aluminum can and someone’s belly and

The truth is kahunas, are supposed to be highly intelligent people that are in the governing their tribe, sacred to the people of Hawaii they have their own unique culture they have their own unique language they have their own unique foods they should be having like holy foods like macadamia nuts and coconut milk, that can actually be really good for their brain to sustain them instead of having something like a freaking aluminum can that’s filled with poisonous White flesh of a pork pig that was murdered by a western man possibly and the country of America and then the people get like really fat and Hawaii and they might end up getting like food poisoning from eating contaminated, pork and not know the poor noble kahuna chiefs over in Hawaii, that were like influenced by the western people in the western lands of America like the Pacific Islanders were being influenced by the government of the United States of America. I remind you of you know, sometimes you’ve got thinking he’s gonna make a fortune selling dead pigs in a aluminum can possibly and call it spam overseas because the 1937 .Think that’s when they started making Spam with Hormel They were kind of ignorant to the teachings of the Lord Yahweh and Jesus, around the time when Cowboys only cared about the language of their gun, which was like the pistol that they were really too busy trying to shoot each other down in the Town Hall to rob the bank before running off into the sunset on their horse on their way to their homes, where they might’ve found a pig somewhere running around that they ended up murdering and then they might’ve had if they were lucky they didn’t get food poisoning and diarrhea for a week from eating the flesh of the pigs that the Lord told them not to consume and they were kicking themselves in the ass with their spurs later going and

why did I eat that pig? Why did I eat that pig?

Or the next time they were on their way to the local saloon some nomadic Mongolian trader came over from let’s, came over from the land of Tibet that might’ve had some salt to import from the Himalayas that was coming through the western lands of California that came over from lake by the way of Russia through the North sea on the west Pacific Ocean Northern rim down er to Vancouver in Seattle, and made his way to what is that city called Dodge that they film the bonanza show sometimes to the city of Dodge let’s say for example, and then this nomadic Mongolian guy who ended up taking a boat by ship,oversea , but went through the Himalayan mountains with all of the sea salt in his pack from his

yak I’m just imagining what it was like to be in like 1960s when one of the nomadic people had to escape from the like it’s a person for example, that was part to part part to and Mongolian or Tibetan nomadic culture let’s say, for example, one of the people had to I’m sure that some of the people that were from that left to that when they found out in like 1956 seven that people that were friends with the previous Hitler regime and the European western lands of Germany were going to be having a party with the Chinese government and some of the other European government coming into the land of Tibet during the time of the great 13th Dalai Lama residing in the Potala Palace then in maybe 1930 who is previously the king of Tibet before the 14th. Dalai Lama had to flee and go to exile to go take seek refuge in India, with the wonderful people there who have kept him as their humble guest of refuge, and the Dalai Lama only had his monks in to carry the sacred scriptures of the Kangyur ( the 108 volume text of the Buddhist Scriptures) Sacred to the Buddha the Kangyur was carried by way of the Shaolin monks. Safely to India & Western Lands to keep safely from some of the Chinese communist Chinese party that had come to Tibet in 1959 , because they were not regarding the Buddha sacred teachings that were a part of the Tibetan religion that was sacred to the people of the land of Tibet, the peaceful people of the land of Tibet, known as the Tibetan people, were a simple sacred kind of indigenous people that were sacred even to God himself who was known as Yahweh and heaven God created beings on earth in different races & cultures like Krishna was sacred in the land of India, and his skin was the light blue color, very beautiful, almost the light pale blue and then there was the yellow Asian people that have a skin that can sometimes be white but a little bit more they call the yellow people from Asia were sacred race that were like celestial like Jade Emperor for example, and Kaun Yin had been given Buddhist scriptures , and say the Chinese government were originally supposed to be the celestial Buddha, following him, and the goddess Kuan Yin the Female Bodhisattvah of compassion and of course they were not supposed to be eating anything like spam, because that was unfortunately the influence of the western or European government s sadly Sometimes the western government was influenced some of the cultures from India to the Chinese people as well, but they were supposed to be following the Buddha teachings, not corrupted and their pure form or from Tushita Pureland Where Amitabha was from the peaceful pure land teachings were teaching people that the earth, and that area would’ve been a Himalaya regions where there’s lots of snow cap covered mountains, really beautiful, pristine, rivers, and streams, and really beautiful grassy open valleys of grassland for miles and miles until the lands have been recently being plundered for resources by the Chinese and European governments who are going in, possibly for lithium for lithium maybe lithium depositories to have for maybe I’m wondering if it’s possible for the other I don’t know if that’s one of the resources I’m thinking they are possibly mining that there now but they weren’t ever mining those things and 1000 years ago in the monasteries of that were built, they were just like peaceful monks having Tsampa and talk butter tea on the land that were like the monks boys when they were like four years old, would go to the temple and they would join the monastery like when kids in the USA go to preschool and then they had to learn the Tibetan alphabet. They had to learn the Sanskrit that’s in language and then study had to write it read it and then resize the Buddhist scriptures, inside of the butter filled temples and monastery that didn’t have electricity and them so their food came from the barley that was the kind of oatmeal that they would have some and then they would get milk from the yaks and then they would have butter from the yaks to make yak butter tea, and then in large cast iron pots warm the water from the pots to make rice and Tsampa and tea the pure rivers and streams, and they would melt the snow to drink to make the rice in sometimes and to make the barley and they would say their prayers and they were peaceful and they did not eat meat. They didn’t eat any kind of animals not even in the Himalayan mountains, where it snows more than anywhere else in the world. They were strong people that were strong and smart. They couldn’t even possibly you know harmony anyone either because they were practicing the Buddhist religion that taught them to be wise and full of wisdom and compassion and loving kindness, and then the white or red devils came in from the western lands the stupid horrible named Hitler with his stupid mustache was influencing some of the western civilization and Europe and then he and then Charles went in to say hello to the 13th Dalai Lama Of Tibet, and HH Thubten Gyatso was trying to ask Sir Charles Bell and the president of the United States of America at the time for bayonets to be sent to Tibet from America to help Lhasa to help some of the innocent monks and peaceful, Buddhist young men, and nuns and families to have a way to defend themselves to be able to arm themselves in a way to protect themselves from the former lovely CCP or the Chinese communist party that we’re coming in who were known as the and then they came in to try to take the monasteries and they millions of innocent to that and people the way that Hitler sadly destroyed the Jewish government destroyed the temples of the synagogues of the Jewish people, the Tibetan monasteries the peaceful places of worshiping the Buddha, and or at least learning about his scriptures that they had been studying like even 500 years before or 300 years before Christ was born or maybe even 1000 years before Christ or actually at least 400 years before Jesus Christ, and then definitely like within 400 years after Christ was on the earth. The temples in the Tibetan lands were governed by one God of the Potala Palace, who was the special incarnation known as Avolokishevara who was also kind of considered like a Buddha of world,or something, like the Native Americans, would talk about how we’re in the fourth world or the fourth generations then they had a guy that came down and gave them the corn crop to plant the Hopi Indians in the southwest like 1000 years ago they were They were in indigenous tribe one of the oldest native American people that were known as the peaceful people and they had a blue corn to plant, white corn, yellow and red corn and that’s how they survived in the desert, but they didn’t have snow very often it’s not very often that the Hopi Indians get snow in Arizona cause it’s a warmer climate, but in the Himalayan mountains they have like They have very high elevation and a lot of snow but everything was really pristine and the air was really pure and undefiled and everything in nature was really nice. They had valleys with flowers lots of green space like if you were on the rooftops of the Palace looking down at the Town of Lhasa like if you were the Dalai Lama staring across the valley, and you could see Mount Kailash from the rooftops of the palace, covered in snow mountain Kailash, with its two peaks, and then the sun in the center which the Tibetan flag was having a picture of the sacred mountain of the Himalayan region so Tibetan flag was made by the great 13 Dalai Lama they called him the great 13th because he lived to be almost 57 some years old and most of the otherLamas would be lucky if they made it to their 30th birthday because they were either dying from the cold climate and different kinds of things like one of the llamas died from food poisoning and there was speculation that they were being murdered because different monks from the or the Kashog were competing to see who was going to be the next Kundun , They had favoritism over the monks that they were training and they weren’t sure who the next incarnation of the Dalai Lama was going to be and they would travel to find the new reincarnation like when they saw a rainbow in the sky. For example, it would be like a special sign that God was blessing that area of that while they were searching for the young boy that was going to be the next so-called God of their people not so much to sound like crazier or anything, but they had a government that was based on their spiritual teaching, which were very highly evolved. Honestly, if you were to read like this 108 volume text that the Buddhist followers had written, you would become a very good person. It’s actually like really considered good karma if you even are blessed to be able to have access to that scripture and even read even like one or two pages of it in one lifetime to have that kind of wisdom to know how to do good and these heathen times were living in where people are borderline cannibals eating spam from a can because today people they’re eating too much flesh of animals and they’re consumerism is like rampant and they’re killing all of the innocent animals and eating, swine, and pigs that like even the white God of Abraham and Moses, the white children races are ignoring the Lords commandments wisdom or ethical principles even though they had animals sacrifices sometimes to the Lord God, he specifically told his children not to eat animals that have hooves not eat animals that have talons and not to eat pigs because they are unclean so it’s kind of messed up the western civilization at the moment God came back as Yahweh, to see all of the people slaughtering the pigs in the slaughter houses in North Carolina, and Virginia, for example, and all the blood from the pigs that go into the land in the water supply in the groundwater that could poison the waters and rivers and streams that we are supposed to be drinking from and cleaning ourselves with, and purifying our life with we were not supposed to have the blood of any living thing inside of us, other than what we are made of so for us to try to drink the pig of a blood or to drink the pig of a cow blood any blood from any animal is wrong, so if you try to eat the flesh of an animal, sometimes the blood of the animal is inside of the flesh so it’s really not something that is considered good to have animals but it’s like a last resort for hunting if there’s no food to grow upon the land after no flood they couldn’t grow crops for probably a few years before the earth was warm enough again with less floodwater on the ground because you know after it rains for a long time you have to wait for the sun to dry the land before you can grow the crops so I think God was temporary having the children eat mannah bread ( corn meal bread ) in the Sinai desert peninsula that were Moses is responsibility to educate to give special commandments like the 10 commandments to you to be given their religion from the Jewish people after they were in Exodus and they flee safely from the land of Egypt where they were supposed to be OK

This is a lot better than aluminum can with a dead pig in it! Poor little pigs! murdering pigs because it’s gonna make the Lord of that Jewish people very upset.



I guess to make a long story short if you can have the option of making food available to people and murdering a bunch of innocent pigs, doesn’t it make more sense not to do that, especially when the Lord tried to tell people that they were unclean and instead of plant-based food like this food product here has 36 g-based pulled pork, so why can’t they just make the same kind of product and fill it inside if they’re gonna keep creating aluminum creating aluminum containers to keep the pig meat inside of. Why don’t they not put pig meat in it anymore and just have plant-based it would make more economic sense, and it would be less pollutant to the environment less blood of pigs in the waters in the rivers in the streams and people could have enough food and things that they need from Plan B, and the company can still make a profit if they want to keep their name, called calling themselves spam I don’t know just seems to make more sense to do that instead of murdering innocent pigs people can make a product that has the same kind of meat like consistency that the spam does it taste just like it and then the consumers will say what do we want plant-based man but if you don’t offer pig meat to them, they’re gonna have to be happy with the plant-based kind which would actually be more pleasing to the Lord of heaven it’s a win-win situation, even if you were to make like a biodegradable version of it, it would be better to do so than to keep continuing to offer to keep continuously, ruthlessly, murdering innocent pigs for goodness sakes, watch the movie Charlotte web that poor little pig has them compassion Hormel company and maybe start offering plant-based meat options because the world needs to go plant-based! Before it’s too late ! #plantbased #boycottspam #reinventspam #biodegradeable

#paperpackagesnotaluminum

Peace & Best Wishes

April Therese Joines